frankie!!!

90s kid. they/them pronouns. life's a party and i'm the piñata

[evil-twink-reg]

walburga black is a helicopter mom

[queerofdisastwr]

and an almond mom as well

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[mossy-of-the-valley]

Bartylily au where barty was NEVER interested in going to university but when he found out lily was going to Harvard to be a law student he may have decided school wasnt an exact waste of time if he could annoy her there for an extra couple years. So he went from failing grades to getting accepted into Harvard.

[queerofdisastwr]

what, like it's hard?

[modernmusess]

the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

[queerofdisastwr]

katniss, as a taurus: food

haymitch, as a cancer: everyone's tea and his undying love for lenore dove

coriolanus: snow

[buckelys-starb0y]

The Black family cannot get rid of Remus

They thought they were blessedly rid of Remus' "peasant" face when he and Sirius broke up but now all of a sudden he comes prancing back in holding Regulus' hand

He will get that Black family fortune one way or another

[queerofdisastwr]

Andromeda seeing her daughter bring over a very familiar dude twenty years later: and here we go again

it's the ol' Black charm lol

[kisseism]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[aiexh]

bitches will see the most horrifying and graphic depictions of human love and go "hmm rosekiller"

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

when you ship barty with people, it’s loudly toxic(manymanymany arguments, possessiveness, etc)

when you ship evan with people, it’s quietly toxic(gaslighting, jealousy, etc)

what happens when they’re together? i dont wanna know

[queerofdisastwr]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboi

[suzieloveships]

Lucy Gray and Maude Ivory

Coryo and his baby sister and Tigris

Haymitch and Sid and baby twins and Louella and Lou Lou and Maysilee and Merrilee 

Katniss and Prim and Rue and Finnick

Suzanne Collins just hate the idea of siblings getting happy ending

[queerofdisastwr]

theres also gloss and cashmere

[likestarstosun]

Reg trying to have a nice dinner but Rosekiller are doing their rosekiller things

[queerofdisastwr]

theyre having reggie for dessert later dont worry

[fallenfromthedeadstars]

i saw ONE post more than one year ago saying the deadname of trans! Regulus Black would be Regina and it's my reality since

[queerofdisastwr]

ok but hear me out

Régine

(rosekiller call it "the r word")

[peckedpolaris]

i dont rlly ship jegulus but i do like sirius thinking jegulus is a thing and crashing out about it

[d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r]

I do ship jegulus and I love that you made this post

[peckedpolaris]

we meet in the middle and write a 5 times jegulus werent dating but sirius thought they were +1 time they actually were dating fic

[queerofdisastwr]

or sirius know jegulus aren't dating but he wished they were so he makes sure they do

[peckedpolaris]

i dont rlly ship jegulus but i do like sirius thinking jegulus is a thing and crashing out about it

[d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r]

I do ship jegulus and I love that you made this post

[peckedpolaris]

we meet in the middle and write a 5 times jegulus werent dating but sirius thought they were +1 time they actually were dating fic

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Barty: Hey don't mind Rosie, he's a big teddy bear, really.

Someone: HE JUST KILLED A MAN!

Barty:.....And?

[azreliaazrita]

Marlene with a spiky Ramona flowers style bob

Pandora with a jellyfish cut that she braids the long parts of

Regulus with a blonde streak

Dorcas with the most intricate braids you've ever seen

Evan with a buzz cut Barty dyes patterns in

Lily with frizzy Irish curls (harry gets the unruly hair from both parents)

Mary who lives in a bonnet 99% of the time but always has the most well kept curls

[queerofdisastwr]

#BARTYS GREEN STREAKS

[sirireggie]

i dont get how padfoot was "huge" but fit through the bars in azkaban when gaunt sirius couldn't

[queerofdisastwr]

it's actually quite hard to hold a dog back when it had its mind set on doing something lol