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its a-me patrex

[queerpunkasshole]

I have no context or excuse my fly brian just saw some cool clothes and did that on its own

[queerpunkasshole]

I titled this ‘I’m gay for Sheen’ because that’s my truth

Based on this stellar look of his I saw in this gifset: x

[queerpunkasshole]

Havent watched Good Omens yet but have this

[lurfck]

[lurfck]

[lurfck]

[queerpunkasshole]

Whatever I’m a clown

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Biggest fucking mood.

[sinnahsaint]

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

[fool-errant]

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[rhetoricallesbian]

only ways to describe a song

this song:

slaps

fucks

goes hard

is a bop / banger / jam

Screams Gay Rights

[iguanamouth]

[securelyinsecure]

Zazie Beetz at the 2019 Met Gala

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

watching all of us poor and broke tumblr people get geek’d about the met gala and sit in judgement of the rich fucks that refuse to do anything fun with their look reminds me how back in the day the poor would sit in the balcony at the opera and throw rotten fruit if the performance sucked next year I’m starting a gofundme to throw hands with everyone in a plain black tuxedo or a david’s bridal bridesmaid dress

[spicymemesociety]

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

me watching the met gala every fucking year

[legionfx]

First poster for Season 3 of Legion is up!

[hashtagloveloses]

Captain Marvel⁠ ⁠really inherits a cat from an old alien lesbian, steals a motorcycle, her outfit of choice is a nine inch nails shirt, a leather jacket, and a flannel around her waist, she goes by either CAROL OR VERS, and she helps her “best friend” raise a kid, she doesn’t get along with her family and builds a new one with a woman

…..Harold………

[hashtagloveloses]

You really saw Maria Rambeau in coveralls and then high waisted jeans, introduced tinkering on a plane and thought she was straight, too?

Fools, the ARROGANCE

[hashtagloveloses]

They really put her in the classic Carol pixie cut and then a whole ass fashion pantsuit in Endgame and expect me to believe she’s straight?

You think a straight woman would arrive to a battle 15 minutes late in a spectacle like that? You think a straight woman has that panache?