Reported_MIA

(and TheAforementionedAction)

[queersyourgender]

hello hello, stranger! this is the tumblr blog of ao3 user Reported_MIA (sfw) & TheAforementionedAction (nsfw). feel free to shoot anything you wanna say regarding my writing through this blog's inbox, and i'll get back to you asap :-)

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[queersyourgender]

u ever just realize you're completely and utterly pathetic

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[francislangdon]

my supriyaaaaaaa i’m getting cuteness aggression

[twilitprincess]

My brain won't let me come up with a main villain :(

[thelightreflects]

dry spell

day twenty-two: connect, 491 words @kingdonmicrofic

He doesn’t mean to, but she puts her hand on his thigh when she’s telling him goodbye from the passenger seat of his car, and he gasps, then laughs it off when Mel gives him a look, saying he hasn’t been touched like that in a while.

It takes him a few seconds to realize how inappropriate it is. He’s only known her for two months, he’s her senior resident, and he’s trying to be a friend.

He stutters through an apology, but she says it’s OK, that he can tell her anything.

So, Frank tells her, voice gravely, that he and Abby haven’t had sex in more than a year, omitting that Mel is all he thinks about when he gets himself off now.

“I mean, we haven’t even kissed in months, and I just miss the physical intimacy,” he says. “We don’t connect like that anymore, and we had problems before rehab, but at least when we were fucking there was something and —”

He shakes his head and says, “You know what I mean.”

“Not really,” she says quietly. “I’ve never had sex, never wanted to.”

His mouth opens, but he can’t get any words out, and her expression is unreadable.

“I would for you, though.”

It’s earth-shattering, and he drops his gaze to her lips, sees her tongue peeking out like she’s biting it.

She squeezes his thigh, the touch meant to put him at ease, but it makes him buzz as she tells him that she wants to do this for both of them if that's what he wants.

“I do, Mel, but you’ve never wanted to have sex, so I don’t understand,” he says, eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “What’s different now?”

She shrugs and says, “It’s you.”

It knocks the breath out of him, two words and that look in her eyes. She wants him to be her first, and he’s overcome with the desire to be her only.

“Do you want to come inside?”

He lets out a strangled what, his face heating at the thought of doing that, and she motions to her building.

“Oh, I can’t, uh — she’s expecting me home soon. We’ll talk later, though?”

She smiles, caressing his thigh, then she opens the door and gets out of the car, waving as she walks away.

Later, when he’s in bed next to Abby, he unlocks his phone, going to the messages app instead of going to sleep.

He opens the chat with Mel, not knowing what to say now.

And like she knows he’s thinking about her, she sends him a list of the dates and times she has the apartment to herself, and a screenshot of a colour-coded spreadsheet detailing everything she wants to do with him.

[FL, 10:58 p.m.] That’s... wow, Mel. Let’s do Thursday?

[MK, 10:59 p.m.] Yay!!! Can’t wait

He squeezes his eyes shut, takes a deep breath, and holds the phone against his chest.

[queersyourgender]

i love when people yell at me for things that have nothing to do with me

[pballing]

source

[kosmogrl]

[drops-of-universe]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

[kingdoneventsource]

Kingdon Event Masterlist

2026 Kingdon Events

July

@kingdonmicrofic: The Kingdon Microfic Challenge is a fic event designed to inspire the writing of Mel King/Frank Langdon microfics (fics under 500 words). Prompts are provided for every day of the month (July, in this edition).

August

@angstykingdonaugust: We hope Mel and Frank are ready to go through the wringer, because every Monday and Friday from August 3rd to August 28th they will be enduring Angsty Kingdon August. This is an event entirely centered around putting Mel and Frank through angsty situations.

December

@kingdon12days: Kingdon 12 Days is a holiday season celebration of all things Kingdon! This low-stakes fest spans all of December and invites creators to respond to a series of prompts around the theme of "Naughty or Nice."

2026 The Pitt Events (Kingdon-Friendly)

August

@thepittaubingo: Welcome to The Pitt AU Bingo! You will receive a bingo card with 24 random AUs (Alternate Universes). It is then up to you to create fanworks inspired by those AUs to create a Bingo by matching five or more AU squares. @the-pitt-au-gust: Welcome to The Pitt AUgust (August Alternate Universe Prompt Event) 2026!! AUgust is a month-long The Pitt fandom prompt event for Alternature Universe fics, art, and other fandom creative works.

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Notice an event missing? Send us an ask or tag us with the details! We will post any kingdon-related event or general pitt events as long as they are kingdon-friendly.

[thoughtxxs]

it’s OK ✅ to stalk your mutuals 24/7

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

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[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]