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"Evening ladies." Oh hey look at that, Robin (no wait, he stopped responding to Robin like a year ago, he goes by Ghost now) is actively stepping through the open window. "As of... recently... I'm officially allowed in here." And out comes several bottles and some nice looking drinking flutes. "Wanna celebrate a little with me? I've got some good wine, champagne, whiskey turns out I kinda like that one." @arobinwithoutbatman

@arobinwithoutbatman // this is so late wic pls forgive me ilu

"The fact you weren't illegally drinking is actually mind boggling to us," Nina deadpanned. Like, all things considered. They would understand if all the Robins at one point did just to cope with the city.

Diedre is not going to turn down free booze though, taking one of the glasses and ruffling his hair. Old habits die hard and all that. "Actually it's amazing there aren't more of you who ended up like Hood. This seems like a decent middle if anything."

#arobinwithoutbatman #//i may take 100 years but i always come back to this hellsite

"...Why're you looking at me like that?"(From Maya who is doing her best to act like a normal person with a normal upbringing and a normal relationship with the concept of parental figures)

@maximummuses

At this point, they have a point blank suspicion of anyone in a Gotham Academy uniform. This one though, she especially just comes off as.... off. Take it from socialization experts. There's normal teenage awkwardness and then there's that. Nina doesn't even get the chance to come up with a casual 'nothing' before Diedre is cocking her head and point blank just shooting it.

"It's like watching a baby giraffe in high schooler form."

#// D I E D R E PLS #maximummuses

//working on mother's day when I could be doing angst with addie or olive is killing me IM BEING DENIED PEAK PAIN RN

#//this is bullshit #free me from capitalism prison #;ooc

chooseyourfxghter

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Texts to the Wrong Number || Accepting || @queryxecho but meant for @fxllenwilson

[txt] If you tell anyone I asked you to spend the night last night, I'll kick your ass. Your stupid healing abilities be damned.

[txt] Also, you left your jacket over here.

[txt] I'm not giving it back.

#//and i wasnt remotely joking when i said you could probably hear them scream all the way in jump LMAO #;fav

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wrong number // accepting @billyandhismultiples sorry meant to get @chooseyourfxghter :P

[sms]: you pulled off a job in OUR CITY and didn't even TELL US YOU WERE COMING??? R000d. [sms]: didn't even see you leave on the cameras, smooth as shit AND YOU DIDNT GIVE US TEA. THIS IS BETRAYAL. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED US. [sms]: BS that X just HAPPENS to be here too, we saw his blonde ass in the narrows. WE WANT DEETS

#//im laughing really hard #//when you were feeling left out but accidentally make billy feel left out too by not reading the contact name good enough #billyandhismultiples #chooseyourfxghter

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5 texts they didn't send and one they did //Accepting @chooseyourfxghter

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[Jump's baddest witch]: we worry about you so much sometimes. i s2g

[Jump's baddest witch]: we are in Jump, send us your address or we will find it ourselves NVM NINA JUST GOT IT

[Jump's baddest witch]: how tf do we get you to realize when someone is openly crushing on you it's killing us babe

[Jump's baddest witch]: how fast can you look like sin and meet us at a party

[Jump's baddest witch]: you deserved better

SENT

[Jump's baddest witch]: open up bitch we know you're home. we have SCHEMING WE NEED YOU FOR

#//they love her so much your honor #BUT THEY ALSO FEAR FOR YOUR IMPULSIVE DANGER TENDENCIES #chooseyourfxghter

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#//smol silly i can do when i get home #;meme

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5 texts they didn't send and one they did //Accepting @billyandhismultiples

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[❤️ william ]: you're fuckin dangerous

[❤️ william ]: nina is asking to go line dancing and this is your fault. you didn't do anything but it's your fault

[❤️ william ]: how the fuck did you end up in villainy anyway? I swear to god its like you're the human embodiment of sunshine

[❤️ william ]: the constant war of wanting you over but not wanting you in the fucking city

[❤️ william ]: nina is fr making a powerpoint guide to gotham rn. wtf are we doing

SENT

[❤️ william ]: Jump's coffee is nothing compared to our mafia fronts brew. you look cute in civies btw.

[❤️ william ]: on your left ;)

#billyandhismultiples #;3 chaoticteers

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5 texts they didn't send and one they did //Accepting @bxrningblack

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[baby spark]: You have to know he's gonna kill you, right?

[baby spark]: why is your school in constant scandal, girl, it is NOT NORMAL

[baby spark]: come with us on vacation. come see the world is not the movement. it's not the city. it's not him

[baby spark]: did you burn down the North Hall?? or was it someone else

[baby spark]: did you seriously get five milkshakes from Pauli's?? in a night?? what is this bill

SENT

[baby spark]: you ask the silverlock girl to prom yet?

#//*SCREAMS*#normally this would be a “if anything happened to cassie” meme but the problem is #they are accutely aware that if anything happens to cassie a huge portion of the city could go down with her #bxrningblack

queryxecho

"What did you do?!"

Bail // Still Accepting @dementedspeedster accidentally got a novel i'm sorry

Despite the location being a holding cell, Thad seems underdressed. Their floor-length gala dresses screamed something far more upscale- even if they'd ditched the heels onto the floor hours ago. Nina's black dress might have had sleeves but the leg slit was far from modest. Diedre's border-sheer, cream white chiffon cut off sharply with a black CCPD hoodie covering the top. Though, splotches of damp wet spots clung to her legs. Her hair no longer the smooth waves it'd been. Wet and almost sticky, she had a small towel wrapped around her neck.

"Public intoxication and indecency," Diedre chirped happily. Though from the way she confidently strode over, it didn't seem like she had a drop of alcohol in her. "I'd hug you but I'm a bit sticky still." So, a cheek kiss would have to suffice for thanks.

"Did you hear about Star's Showcase?" Nina tilted her head in question. "It's a big tech conference where people show off the latest and greatest. Protip: the real showing off is always at the afterparty." She winked conspiratorially.

"We had a close call." Diedre shrugged. They were good socially but you couldn't plan for everything. Her voice switched up into a dramatic false mock as she fanned herself. "And wouldn't you know it, I just suddenly felt like I had a little too much. I really didn't see the champagne tower there! Whoopsie."

Nina laughed, eyes rolling at the theatrics. Focusing on Thad to add, "I know you didn't really have a normal bringing up so, typical college experiences were a miss, but you ever seen a wet t-shirt contest?"

Suffice to say the entire room's attention went with the crashing noise pretty quickly. And then was held by the aftermath.

"I bet we're in the tabloids tomorrow," Nina added. Pulling out a small USB stick from her bra with a proud smirk. "Who cares what was happening before that fiasco, right?"

#//the last time thad saw them after a gala crash ldsklghs #i still fucking laugh at this #ask not what you can do for chaos but what chaos can do for your espionage

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5 texts they didn't send and one they did //Accepting @dementedspeedster

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[Quickstuff <3]: is you knowing the things you know about us what it's like for everyone else for the things we know about them?

[Quickstuff <3]: would it really be that bad if we decimated the entirety of Blackgate Prison

[Quickstuff <3]: we should not be allowed to play video games with kids in them. can you bring some ice cream for Nina while I uninstall pragmata

[Quickstuff <3]: hypothetically do you care if we kiss Deb or is this a bro code violation

[Quickstuff <3]: i feel like therapists would have a field day if we told them you got less hot after you started perceiving the actual us

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[Quickstuff <3]: wyd tomorrow? come join us to a party. we promise good food and only to ask you to help with a distraction once (maybe twice max)

#//the emotional whiplash i had during this was something #sdlkghlsdk #dementedspeedster

"You know those books of riddles at school book fairs and stuff? Has Riddler ever considered writing his own? Like I get that it doesn't replace trying to one-up Batman but that's gotta be a decent side-gig, right?" (From Robin!Maps)

@maximummuses my beloved

They are not strangers to annoying baby capes holding solid conversations and inquiries even while being tied up out the way, but sometimes this one asks the damndest things. Query stopped for a second, looking at the younger girl with some mix of concern and exasperation.