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Hi I'm Bee and my hobbies are trying to be funny & failing at life

[toastbutteregg]

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[eiruki-deactivated20181203]

[negacrow]

I find this an acceptable explanation.

[darkmasterofdragons]

[msunderstoo]

follow for more

[will-ferret]

more what

[msunderstoo]

follow for more

[door]

um

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

…………continue

[awwww-cute]

No sign of remorse detected

[pochowek]

[lemonblossomed-deactivated20210]

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[twitterscreencaps]

[funnypicturesposts]

[saintcelestine]

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. 

[pickleston]

And my personal favorite

[cowboy-bibimbap-vsynth]

Sometimes I think we should just stop

and appreciate all the faces tennis has to offer us.

[pchoop]

you missed one

[cowboy-bibimbap-vsynth]

thank

[bloodbending]

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

[clubsdeuce]

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

loot my corpse for valuables 

[gotouda]

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton