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a litigious old fella

#we just wanted to talk #and he summoned a minotaur #terrible manners #questfall #npc friends and enemies #Hench the henchman

This week, our heroes face an unpleasant ethical dilemma, a minimally pleasant ghostly ballroom, and a much more pleasant and talented individual. The dangers of Denbury Grange are starting to feel easily surmounted, but are they being soothed into a false sense of security?

Find out if they’re just Moving to the Melody!

#questfall #what is the opposite of murderhobos?#we're that #no one wants to kill the ghast #at least Niro is having the time of his life

This week on Questfall, the homunculus named Hench proves disinterested in negotiations, as he summons a giant minotaur to do battle with our heroes. Tryst slows things down, Sichora gets a belly piercing, and Niro gets into a shouting match with an old man, in:

Henchmen!

#Today we do battle!#with enemies both fearsome and #honestly we feel a little bad #such is a campaign with our illustrious DM #enough guilt to be our mom #questfall

Facing down the Rood Door, the group gets embroiled in an argument about who has the best knockers and our heroes’ relative experience with knobs. Tryst engages in oneupmanship, Stacey is careless with his secrets, and the lost Hench is finally found - not terribly happy to see them.

Check it out in Improper Portals!

#questfall #a very rude door indeed #this is a silly one folks

lizardsister

very good d&d goof: a character rolling for a skill check that they have a negative mod with, them rolling a low number, and going “that’s a 3, BUT with my mod, that becomes a 2″

speechjam

also a good d&d goof: a character rolling for a skill check that they have a VERY negative mod with, rolling silently, looking up and saying “negative 1″

#love that #thanks mimi!

Awakening to a house more still than Denbury Grange has ever been, Sichora works with Hravian to lift some of the miasma left by Visimir and comes to a timeshare agreement on her shield - the last key to the arcane door. Knowing they can’t open it until they lift the trap on the house, our heroes proceed towards the heart of the house, only to be waylaid by a cat that’s not quite a cat.

All that and more in this week’s episode - Laid to Rest!

#Nizog is scary but he makes a good breakfast #If one more person tells Sichora she's pregnant she's going to lose it #Tryst and Niro once again make friends with something gross #Stacey doesn't know why he hangs out with these people

someemochick

leslieknope2k44

#how to explain the alignment chart to a non-player

sammileedavis

#Our dear DM is definitely number 3 #he's more sad that he can't kill us then angry

The Coven has honoured their deal with Sichora and moved to destroy Vizimir the Chainer, but the fight seems to be going badly. Can our heroes make it to the battle in time to save Nizog and Oreissa from the brutal chain devil?

Find out in this week’s episode: Chain of Fools!

#it sounds dramatic #but mostly its just fools #and us being intimidated by our dear DM #questfall

Riding high from the defeat of the Denburys, our heroes fly on toward the next foe - only to find they are ill prepared for the heat of battle as they scramble to face down the Firestorm!

#did we get a little cocky?#maybe #in our defense #we're foolish foolish fools #questfall

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Questfall!

Though it might not be as raucous as usual, we hope you’re all staying safe out there. And we wish the luck of the Irish on all your dice!

#st paddys day

basalt-dnd

I made an awful little tag-yourself meme in MS Paint instead of planning for my one-shot that’s in an hour. Tag your DMs and call them out on how cool they are!

#I think we've got a Bard DM #with ranger and warlock elements #Adam's maps are dope #we'll try to share more

This week on Questfall, it's the fight we’ve all been waiting for!

Our heroes finally face off against The Denburys and their army of ghostly spectres, battling to take back the grange, free Hravian’s soul, and retrieve the mysterious pendant floating around Mrs. Denbury’s neck.

#questfall #its on like donkey kong #we've got an angelic mobile weapons platform #we've got a big strong pally waifu #we've got our dexy son with a shadow sword #and Niro has a table to hide under

valtsv

fuck ‘good’, ‘neutral’ and ‘evil’, the only d&d alignments that actually matter are ‘mom’, ‘edgy’ and ‘stupid’

valtsv

tag your d&d characters

#we're all over the map on this one huh?#Tryst is 100% the wine aunt #I'm pretty sure Stacey falls into the himbo category #Sichora as tired mom friend #but is Niro a bastard trickster or a reckless dumbass?#seems to change by the day #questfall

Team Clanky-Lights is doffing their armour for a well-earned break this International Women’s Day!

We love Tryst and Sichora, but we also want to celebrate the hardworking real-life women who make the Questfall podcast possible: Alex, Megan and Mimi!

#we love our pen and paper badass ladies #and we love our real life badass ladies #what do you think they're talking about?#quesfall

wildehacked

“In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, it doesn’t.”

— Brennan Lee Mulligan, accidentally stumbling onto the meaning of life during a fucking DnD game on a $5 a month comedy streaming service (via pragmatismandmagic)

#brennan lee mulligan is incredible

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