gregory house m.d.

private & selective roleplay blog for house m.d.'s gregory house. written by georgie. semi-hiatus.

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official hiatus post until i get shit figured out. will be here in a few days, i think. 

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In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I’m Doctor Gregory House; you can call me “Greg.”. I am a Board certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease & nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is VICODIN. It’s mine. You can’t have any. & no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too stoned to tell.                                            So, who wants me? 

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▪  ----- ///   arcvnum

             ❝     strangely  enough    :    only  the  younger  ones  do.  anyone  over  age    TEN    starts  to  taste  like  rubber.    (    elderly  people    taste  like  brittle  bones    &    licorice.    )    unless  there’s  a  smear  of  blood  on  the  corner  of  my  lips,  i  don’t  know  how  you  would’ve  guessed  that    little    secret   ———   care  to  share  the  trick    ?     ❞

❛      now that’s just messed up. young people nowadays -- getting an appetite for weirder & weirder things by the day . . . by the hour, even. me, i’m a vegetarian ( ha )  i look like one, smell like one. i’d say i taste like one, but that sounds like dangerous territory where you’re concerned.  ____ mind you, cannibalism itself manifests itself in the fingernail of the thumb & the tint of the eyes. it has to do with magic. or science. or whatever. 

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it is not coincidence that brings this doctor, an embodiment of true bitterness,  to haunt the businesswoman with his company  . . . nor is it sharp-toothed fate, smiling cruelly upon him. on the contrary, he himself bears the full weight of the blame, for  he had commandeered the office’s  owner ( the man who smells too much of ginger as he tries to quell his smoking habit; the man who might be able to update house’s office )   __________ this intrusion was, after all, the best way to gain easy favors.                               thus: here they are.   ❛  good thinking on apologizing. i mean, instead of talking to you, i could be out there saving lives or something. i hear that’s what doctor’s do. 

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▪   -----  // weaselkiing

  ❛   it’s not the first time i’ve heard something like that, so you’re right about it not being ORIGINAL. maybe try something else, eh, mate ? my hair colour is STAYING. i’m not dying it, doctor.   ❜

   ❛  i felt a personal obligation, & you can’t blame me; you walk into a room, & all attention is diverted to what looks like garfield’s pelt sitting on your head. but sure ___ you’re right. i’m the doctor ( ha ) what can i do for you?          _____ but i’m just saying, if it actually is garfield’s pelt. then i’d dye it as a precaution; people are very fond of that fat, old cat. but i, personally, prefer him as a hat. 

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▪ -------- //  brookesmxrt

    “I’m pretty sure that doling out UNSOLICITED fashion advice ( & might I add – totally tasteless fashion advice ) is part of the SERVICES here in the E.R. – can we focus on my sick child, please – & not whatever vendetta you have against good style ??”

 ❛ ________ what makes you so sure ? that the fashion advice is tasteless, that is . really, just looking at you is making my leg hurt. but i guess it’s also makes to  to say ‘what makes you so sure’ that unsolicited fashion advice isn’t one of the part of the E.R. services? if it isn’t . . . then, it should be  -- i mean, good god, look at you! this is more important than your sick child .

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▪  ---------     // fxrtissimus

     ❝i’m sorry. i was under the impression        that you’re a medical professional. you        see, i came here with theintention of        seeking facts, not career advice.❞

  ❛  __________ ah, but that’s the fun part of being a doctor.   if you express anything as your medical opinion,  then it immediately becomes acceptable.   for example : it’s my medical opinion that you should do something cool with your super-whatever. 

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holla ! i’ve done a couple of greeters, but i think from here on out i’ll just have a  STARTER CALL  to get things rolling, if anyone’s interested. :)

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▪ ----- // @arcvnum

❛  ______    i was told there was a patient who definitely looked like a cannibal in the clinic,    & i had to check it out . . .    if it’s you, i can’t say their wrong. does it taste like chicken? 

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▪  -------- //   shiiny

             “well, i s’pose if god ever felt so inclined to agree with you, you’d be healthy as a horse and like t’ outlive us all,” kaylee answered, pressing her lips together and trying not to smile too freely. she didn’t suspect the doctor would appreciate her good humor. “i take it you don’t prefer spendin’ much time here with us folk what can’t pay for proper care.”

              she wondered what it was that made him so sour. maybe he was just overqualified. then again, she hadn’t ever met anyone with his particular disposition – and she’d met simon tam, who she thought was perhaps the single most overqualified doctor to ever spend time patching up the undeserving.

❛   BELIEVE ME -- i already am;  don’t be put off by my bum leg.   i’m healthy as a horse,  if not healthier.   but nevermind me;  let’s talk about you.    if god were to exist,  & if he were to agree with me --   then that cheeky smile you’re trying to suppress would be dead.   unless you plan to smile through death, which is just plain weird. 

 he dedicates as little attention possible to her. that in itself is nothing new: he has made it very clear to hospital administration that this is a waste of his time, & ( in his opinion ) the patients’ simple act of coming to the clinic was often a waste of the their time as well; very rarely was there ever something significantly wrong with them, & he didn’t very much enjoy spending all day wiping runny noses.  he flicks the file closed & tosses it unceremoniously upon the counter before speaking with muttered words, muttered words  ( repeated in the very same intonation she had spoken )  . . .  ❛   _________  i don’t prefer spendin’ much time here with you folks what wind up here because of their own idiocy. 

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i don’t make blogs often but when i do --- i make them by the dozen

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▪ ------- // @omnesvoces

  ❛             what an interesting life you must lead. no _____ seriously. i have no doubt that selling paper must be thrilling.    it definitely doesn’t sound like you’ve been stuck in some sort of midlife crisis since the time you were a teenager. & how can i be of service today? 

[lauracarmillas]

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▪  ---------   //   jamcsford

       “you ain’t gotta worry about me foolin’ anyone, gimpy. if there’s anythin’ i’m good at, it’s lyin’. trust me– ain’t no one gonna think i ain’t a doctor.” sawyer straightened his white coat along with his spine, and he let a confident smile settle onto his lips. “let the games begin.”

  ❛      ________________  somehow, it’s very encouraging that all you need to confidently assume the position of  doctor . . .    doesn’t include years spent in med school.    COOL.  there’s the slight of a crooked smile playing at his lips,  although there is nothing of mirth,   nothing of amusement kindled upon his features.    on the contrary, there only lies deadened anticipation, which manifests itself not in the curve of his lips, but instead within the metallic glint of blue eyes. indeed, let the games begin.  ❛       step by step, though --  unless you trust your lying abilities so much that you’re willing to just wing it, i recommend taking off the jacket. & yes, it is because it makes your butt look big. 

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holla ! i’ve done a couple of greeters, but i think from here on out i’ll just have a  STARTER CALL  to get things rolling, if anyone’s interested. :)

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TAGGED BY: @brookesmxrt TAGGING:  @shiiny , @fxrtissimus , @jamcsford , @eyesofwater , @noblehell  ---- anyone else who’d like to! 

ONE ( NAME / ALIAS ): georgie TWO ( BIRTHDAY ): august 2 THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): leo  FOUR ( HEIGHT ): 5’4 FIVE ( TIME ): 12:28  AM SIX ( SLEEP ): 4-7 hours SEVEN ( FAVORITE BOOKS ): harry potter, crime & punishment, life of pi, rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead, frankenstein, murder on the orient express EIGHT ( FAVORITE ARTISTS ): hozier, rainbow kitten surprise, the war on drugs, alt-j, glass animals, rayland baxter, ibeyi, the beatles, sylvan esso NINE ( LAST MOVIE WATCHED ): harry potter, the godfather ehehe  TEN ( COLLEGE ): gnaws fingers off as i wait for college acceptance letters ELEVEN ( DREAM JOB ): theatre light designer or  neuroscientist  TWELVE ( THE MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): the word “questionable,” for me, just about sums up everything about house. he himself, & his methods, are questionable; he makes those he associates with question their own convictions (often); he thrives upon questionable circumstances. 

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▪ ----- // @weaselkiing​

 ❛           not exactly original, so i admit it’s not my proudest moment . . . but, it most be done:   you know that red hair isn’t curable . . . though it is treatable. i can prescribe you hair dye from a local pharmacy.