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[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

[stability]

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

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scorch trials

[tibets]

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bacondolphin:

My vehicle of choice

[houdinigenie]

advice: dont grow up, it sucks

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i scream all the time

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I'm good like that

true thats why youre all of marvilles lawyer 

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acemattorney replied to your post “where the fuck have i been”

Do you power your computer by running

youve figured me out

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me to me: wow, you've got issues, pal

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where the fuck have i been

[heleanorcalder-deactivated20141]

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

[dumbjabronimotherfucker]

[aewm]

im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become

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me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

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i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

[loveintothelight]

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