Quidditch and Wizard's Chess

Hi, I'm Kayla, 26, she/her, this is just stuff that makes me laugh and feminism, enjoy your stay :)

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[amazoogle]

[taylorlive]

[clickbeetle]

*gripping sink clenching teeth* one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent.

[clickbeetle]

only washing your face in the shower, just to get anything clean, is better than not showering at all. doing one push up just to get your body moving is better than doing zero push ups. putting a single floret of broccoli in your pasta just to get any amount of veggies in you is better than zero broccoli. only getting out of bed to feed your cat is better than not feeding your cat. writing down what you want to do today, and then not doing it, is still better than never doing anything at all.

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[anctherdayofsun]

it's 'bout to be the sleepless night you've been dreaming of ✨

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[nighttrashheadache]

violet: he’s probably thinking about other girls

xaden: I need to figure out a way to attach the tiny dragon to the big dragon

[kosmogrl]

seeing adults act like mean girls is sooo embarrassing. you’re not cool, you just look miserable as hell

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[tayloralison]

jackantonoff: rep forever guilt free listening!

[vermisvest]

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[xtec]

White people be standing so close to you in line at stores it feels like they're trying to steal your lifeforce