quie-ttsunder3

18. in all ways but literally i am a time traveler

[hauntedhallways888]

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[somevirtualnolife]

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

[cookingwithroxy]

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

[virgoiscariot]

[the-uncalm-nipples]

One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing. 

It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.

[betty-burnout]

another banger from dril

[galaxyromance]

this goes hard

[yagithegoat]

dog girl~

[toskarin]

Would the safest way a vampire could drink blood without hurting the person be sucking pussy that's currently in that time of the month?

[just-dragon-around]

oh this was written by a lesbian wasnt it

[niconicorose]

A bonus fact for those curious: the woman who writes I'm In Love With The Villainess, Inori, based Rae off another woman she knows: her partner Aki

[bgm05]

the sesame seeds falling off the bagel when you bite into it

[faery-wizard]

holy hell

[bugsbian]

I never posted this apparently??? gotta change that

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[lucytara]

(to the waiter) ill have the bees. bumbled, thanks.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

who would win, 30 billion lions or a single death star?

Lions. They are endangered and the death star kills only a single planet at a time.

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[ovur]