Ken

Cancer ☀️ Capricorn 🌙 Aries ⬆️ INTP chronically annoying

[linalieana]

a detailed make out sesh, dry humping, and teasing OVER straight up smuts EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[battle-for-dyke-island]

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[oleskyfm]

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

[ante--meridiem]

Every night I ask myself "is it better to stay up and make sure something gets done, or bank on going to sleep early-ish and being more productive tomorrow" and then land on a worst of both worlds compromise.

[ante--meridiem]

This one is becoming a hit with the sleep deprivation fandom.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[farfromstrange]

part of me feels inconvenienced by new character obsessions, the other part’s like “fuck yeah, another old man to sexualize!”

[segamascott]

[lezarus]

people have got to stop climbing mount everest like girl we arent supposed to do that stopppp fr stoppppp

[erraticcat]

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

[stevebuscemi]

#in light of some disgusting news

Dogma (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

[amuseumofmyheart]

i’m carrying so much right now and i’d really like to put some of it down

[unbotheredmuse]

[kristina100000]

when i think about kissing i beat my head with a stick and im fine again

[suicideisthesolution]

How often can you break until there is nothing left of you?

-V. J.

[wishing-for-deathx]

“I don’t know if people like me ever find love. I think I’m just the kind of person who loves. I’m always the one who loves without being loved in return.”

— unrequited love is my destiny

[takemeawayfr]

realize that they never liked you, you just made them feel interesting for a while.