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[efsp]

ezra toonimal's pedozoo safehaven is still up

the pedozoo formely known as: rushapart & thirdplanet

what a pipeline...

now operating under oddballs.online, he goes by the moniker bonzibuddy. yeah man, just leave that CA out in the open. nothing bad will happen to happen to it, i swear 👍

look down here, it's his associate, who goes by dave. totally a safe guy to have in the same space as children, ezra.

[number1junglistbadman]

[catskullery]

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

by Comicname

👍

[dateamonster]

high fantasy should do more with satyrs and fauns... theyre such fun little guys.. theyve got sucj wacky little legs..

[dateamonster]

by the way i kinda love it when modern takes on mythological creatures remove the gender locking. female satyrs and male nymphs and so on goes hard like crazy. i think we take stuff like that for granted sometimes. like the fact that the concept of mermen is probably nearly as accepted as mermaids now despite the longstanding feminine association in the mainstream, or the fact that depictions of female werewolves have gradually shifted from the sexy still-acceptably-feminine she-wolf to something a lot closer to the feral, animal androgyny of their male counterparts.

i definitely think we can be go further tho. thats right. its time to make more satyr girls. and make then hairier. im saying this for completely unbiased reasons. and while youre at it give them HUGE (is yanked off stage) HORNS I WAS GOING TO SAY HORNS I SWEAR

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

[thatiswhy]

that wasn't a gunshot, that was my heart stopping and restarting 🥰

[thunderon]

*THE CROWD GOES WILD*

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

we watched modern times in seventh grade n I saw this shot n just took it face value that he was a twinky butch. for three years

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

I only found out he wasn’t because in tenth grade the topic of old hollywood leading ladies came up w my friends n I went “I think it’s so cool how charlie chaplin did all those drag roles. she was cute too haha” n they all looked at me like I’d said something just truly fucking insane. which for the record I had

[feminist-space]

World Health Organization

MEDIA ADVISORY

NEW: COVID19 variant of interest JN.1

Geneva, 19 December 2023 -- Due to its rapidly increasing spread, WHO is classifying the variant JN.1 as a separate variant of interest (VOl) from the parent lineage BA.2.86. It was previously classified as VOl as part of BA.2.86 sublineages.

WHO advises people to take measures to prevent infections and severe disease using all available tools. These include:

-Wear a mask when in crowded, enclosed, or poorly ventilated areas, and keep a safe distance from others, as feasible

-Improve ventilation

-Practise respiratory etiquette - covering coughs and sneezes

-Clean your hands regularly

-Stay up to date with vaccinations against COVID-19 and influenza, especially if you are at high risk for severe disease

-Stay home if you are sick

-Get tested if you have symptoms, or if you might have been exposed to someone with COVID-19 or influenza

For health workers and health facilities, WHO advises:

-Universal masking in health facilities, as well as appropriate masking, respirators and other PPE for health workers caring for suspected and confirmed COVID-19 patients.

-Improve ventilation in health facilities

Image also has alt text embedded.

[fittingoutjane]

The WHO just advised universal masking in health facilities. This is a big change and should be front-page news everywhere! Bring it to the attention of everyone!

[tinkkles]

Does anybody remember [insect-like chattering]. Nobody [insect-like chattering]s anymore. Like and reblog if you [insect-like chattering]

[socialmaya]

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[crustycreature]

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

[aroacedavestrider]

for anyone who has a hard time figuring out which letters to take away, here they are in alphabetical order (dyslexia gang rise up)

A, B, D, E, F, H, L, M, P, Q, S, T, X, Y, Z

anyway nice to meet yall im rocvrir now which is KIND OF BALLER

[rorythegroblin]

RORGROIN???

[powerupcomicstonight]

[my-illness-and-me]

omg. in a shocking turn of events, my disability is actually disabling me and my chronic illness is actually making me ill chronically.

[tlirsgender]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

[tlirsgender]

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

[recomvery]

It's ok to want money. It's ok to be upset that you're poor and wishing to be rich. I understand. People who say that money doesn't buy happiness have never eaten pasta every day because it's 50 cents at the grocery store or been short on money for christmas presents. Constantly scraping by makes people miserable and depressed and of course you're gonna dream about money, about being happy and priviledged. That's not greedy or horrible, that's life. It's ok.

[reallyinkyhands]

Also, something I feel like gets lost on the people who keep repeating that “money doesn’t buy happiness” is that money itself isn’t going to make you happy. Or getting additional money when you have plenty isn’t going to instantly make you happier. But financial safety is one of the most universal aspects of happiness in the world we live in (even if we wish this wasn’t the case). Like the money itself isn’t going to make you happier, but not worrying about rent will. Getting to have hobbies will. Making your favourite meal will. Meeting a friend for a coffee and a cake will. Being able to afford those things without mental and financial strain will.

[aaronstveit]

if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in your window

[music-dreamers]

who is she?

it's cathy