rating: E (explicit sexual content)
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summary:
The gymnast and the choir leader have to share the same practice hall. Neither of them are very happy about this, but a bet made between them may have an unexpected outcome.
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“Miss Alyakhnovich.”
Nadzeya closes her eyes and breathes out through her nose. In a fluid movement, she kicks out of her bridge stretch, flipping her legs over her head and landing on her feet.
“Mr Mets.”
There he stands at the edge of the mat; Eduard Mets, looking as unbelievably out of place as always in his buttoned blue shirt, his hands clasped behind his back. The shirt should stretch over his chest but doesn’t, because this fucking grown man apparently has no idea what size his clothes need to be. Behind his glasses, light eyes are narrowed.
That being said, I made a bit of a complicated move which explains the new url. Alright. This blog is a main blog, originally intended to be just for NSFW fics, but that deviated a bit.
Now, it’s difficult to keep logging in and out to switch between main blogs, especially on mobile, which is the main reason I’ve been inactive for like fifty years, so after much debating I decided to make a sideblog for my actual main blog to post my future NSFW fics!
And I decided to name that one quiettoxic, starting with a clean slate. So I guess this blog officially has no function anymore, but I’m still writing (have definitely been writing during all that time I was silent here) so if you’re still interested in whatever you were here for (was it NorHong? was it the other terrible things I do to Nor?), you can follow me over there if you want. There are some requests I have with half-written responses that I’ll definitely finish and post there :)
Long story short - if you want more of my NSFW fics, you can follow that new blog called quiettoxic, and if you want, I can totally give you the url of my main blog/SFW writing blog. Just send a message! Here or there, doesn’t matter.
That being said, I made a bit of a complicated move which explains the new url. Alright. This blog is a main blog, originally intended to be just for NSFW fics, but that deviated a bit.
Now, it’s difficult to keep logging in and out to switch between main blogs, especially on mobile, which is the main reason I’ve been inactive for like fifty years, so after much debating I decided to make a sideblog for my actual main blog to post my future NSFW fics!
And I decided to name that one quiettoxic, starting with a clean slate. So I guess this blog officially has no function anymore, but I’m still writing (have definitely been writing during all that time I was silent here) so if you’re still interested in whatever you were here for (was it NorHong? was it the other terrible things I do to Nor?), you can follow me over there if you want. There are some requests I have with half-written responses that I’ll definitely finish and post there :)
Long story short - if you want more of my NSFW fics, you can follow that new blog called quiettoxic, and if you want, I can totally give you the url of my main blog/SFW writing blog. Just send a message! Here or there, doesn’t matter.
They’re both as bad as each other but Ro is, as usual, more obvious about it
2) Any preferences for top/bottom?
Bul doesn’t really like bottoming at all except when he is a very specific mood, which doesn’t happen often, so it’s Ro who bottoms mostly - the good news is that he lovES BOTTOMING
3) Neck, ears, or both
I think it should be obvious that Bul’s neck is never going to be same :’)
4) Sensitive or insensitive
Ro is rather sensitive, Bul less so
5) Hands or tongue
Ro and his oral fixation return - Bul likes using his hands
6) Teeth or no teeth
Lots of teeth! Come on
7) Foreplay? A lot or a little?
Yes, a good amount of it. They’re both terrible teases, if only because they like winding each other up
8) Breast play? Ass play?
Headcanon demands that Bul has his nipples pierced..... so if not breast then at least nipple play ;)) (headcanon also demands that he has his dick pierced and idk wHY but I’m sticking with it) And ass play is a yes for Ro, certainly
9) Toys?
yES toys, whatever you think of they’ve probably tried
10) Preferred positions?
I could probably start googling sex positions again and pick the weirdest one I saw and they would’ve attempted it (using exactly that method too) but anything where Ro can be flexible but they can also look at each other because let’s be honest they’re still dweebs
11) Exploratory or traditional?
Exploratory :’))
12) Turn ons
Ro likes being dirty talked, anything with the slightest chance of blood as I’ve mentioned before, lots of candles for whatever purpose you want to imagine them for, and being tied up. For Bul it’s martymachlia, rimming, and honestly playing with Ro’s hair
13) Location turn ons (public, outside, bedonly, etc)
Public locations mainly turn Bul on but Ro won’t say no either (unless there is anY CHANCE AT ALL that Mol will see them) but at home they’ve got everything they need so they’ll mostly stick to that, if not to the bed specifically
14) Magic or no magic? To what extent and in what way?
Actually not that much - Ro wants to try weird things with his magic often, but it freaks Bul out. So the most he does in the end is use it for practical things like cleaning up
15) Special spells or enchantments?
“Ro for the last time I’m not gonna let you enlarge my dick”
16) Roleplay?
Not really. They’re just too into each other to pretend to be anyone else
17) Dom/Sub dynamics? Who’s dom, who’s sub?
They do fall into a pattern of Bul being in charge often, athough Ro will always talk back despite how much he loves it. He can’t help it
18) Dirty talk, sweet nothings, or notalking (or discussing only technicals)
It takes a while but then Bul will come out with the filthiest things. He doesn’t always do that, though, and then they’re just sappy as all hell
19) Kissing preferences during sex
Lots of kissing!
20) Rhythm: slow, fast, alternating, etc.Who sets the pace?
It varies, depending on what kind of mood they’re in
21) One round or multiple?
More than one but not a lot (Bul is an old man)
22) Does one person tend to come first moreoften or do they switch it up? Does one person have a harder timeclimaxing? Are there times when they don’t cum?
Ro comes first most of the time unless Bul has forbidden him to ;)) (also Bul is an old man)
23) Lust or love sex?
Despite appearances to the contrary, it’s definitely love sex heh - which isn’t to say that they do not lust after each other because They Do
24) What happens after? Cuddling? Makespace? Does someone tend to leave right after?
They’re good at aftercare when it’s necessary, and Bul usually smokes in bed - it’s a habit he’s never going to lose it’s just so ingrained in him (Bul is an old man)
25) Who falls asleep first?
Bul, right after he finishes smoking (Bul is an ol)
It’s about equal between them but Ro is wholly unsubtle about it while Nor… Isn’t
2) Any preferences for top/bottom?
They just fight about that every time because they both loVE to bottom
3) Neck, ears, or both
Ro is very lucky in that Nor’s neck is very sensitive so he gets to indulge his weird neck fetish. For himself it’s both
4) Sensitive or insensitive
Ro is extremely sensitive, Nor less so
5) Hands or tongue
Nor’s more about the hands, Ro has an oral fixation lbr
6) Teeth or no teeth
Come on who are we talking about here. All the teeth
7) Foreplay? A lot or a little?
Not much, things usually go very quick between those two
8) Breast play? Ass play?
Uhm well as mentioned they both love to bottom, so I imagine there’s quite a bit of ass play going on, sure
9) Toys?
They usually don’t plan sex and often don’t have toys with them, but they have both tried to magic different items into toys, which has never really worked out well but they keep trying anyway
10) Preferred positions?
Extremely unfeasible ones that only people as bendy as Nor can conceivably hold. Ro’s quite flexible as well, so they end up in a lot of weird positions. Missionary? What’s that?
11) Exploratory or traditional?
Very exploratory; it’s the main reason they have sex
12) Turn ons
For Nor, it’s leather, breathplay, bondage, blindfolds, and dirty talk but unfortunately for him Ro sucks at that last one, and he’s honestly just a massive size queen. For Ro, it’s… He’s also a massive size queen, but also likes scratching (from both sides, the more the better), knifeplay, (honestly anything with the slightest chance at blood the weirdo), and making Nor be Extremely Loud
13) Location turn ons (public, outside, bedonly, etc)
(Semi-)public locations are a huge turn-on for them, but they mostly stick to hotel rooms tbh, though they have been caught in weird locations before, including on the roof of Bul’s house, in someone else’s cellar and in a tree
14) Magic or no magic? To what extent and in what way?
Of course, lots of magic, from trying to turn each other on in public meetings to ripping one another’s clothes off via pinning the other against the wall/bed/rooftop/whatever to making each other be quiet
15) Special spells or enchantments?
They both cheat and use magic to last longer sometimes :’))
16) Roleplay?
They don’t have time for that
17) Dom/Sub dynamics? Who’s dom, who’s sub?
They also fight about that, but there usually is a bit of that going on. Though in the end, the one who ends up in the position of dominance is often the one bottoming
18) Dirty talk, sweet nothings, or notalking (or discussing only technicals)
Not much talking - Nor has ended up laughing every single time Ro tried dirty talk so far
19) Kissing preferences during sex
They don’t kiss as much as sort of mesh their mouths together, and Ro probably semi-accidentally bites Nor’s lip multiple times
20) Rhythm: slow, fast, alternating, etc.Who sets the pace?
Very fast - who sets the pace depends on who won the Dom/sub fight
21) One round or multiple?
Multiple, but spread out over a longer period of time
22) Does one person tend to come first moreoften or do they switch it up? Does one person have a harder timeclimaxing? Are there times when they don’t cum?
Whoever’s bottoming comes first most of the time
23) Lust or love sex?
Lust :’)
24) What happens after? Cuddling? Makespace? Does someone tend to leave right after?
Often, one of them leaves, but sometimes they fall asleep and Ro can’t help but make breakfast the morning after because he’s a dork
do you like ameliet? would you do the nsfw meme for them? :o
I do like ameliet, as a matter of fact, so yeah, sure! :D
1) Who tends to initiate? Does it change? Why?
Hmm it’s about equal between them, but Ame’s more of an impromptu ‘let’s have sex noW!’ kind of guy whereas Liet tends to try and take things further when they’re kissing or something like that
2) Any preferences for top/bottom?
Also about equal, although Liet tends to end up physically on top whether he’s actually topping or not :0
3) Neck, ears, or both
For Liet it’s his neck, for Ame the ears, definitely
4) Sensitive or insensitive
They’re both sensitive, Ame more so than Liet
5) Hands or tongue
As I’ve said, Liet loves to use his hands, but so does Ame! Very tactile during sex, those two
6) Teeth or no teeth
They discovered that Ame likes when Liet uses his teeth, so there’s that
7) Foreplay? A lot or a little?
There was very little in the beginning, until Liet taught Ame the virtues of patience. Now they’re very good at foreplay - Liet likes to tease
8) Breast play? Ass play?
Neither?
9) Toys?
Not usually. They try sometimes, but haven’t found something that they were both very enthusiastic about. When they’re both at their respective homes, though… Phone sex only goes so far, you know
10) Preferred positions?
For some reason, ones where one of them is on his side, such as (listen I just had a great time googling sex positions) the pretzel, harp, or binding, but also ones where Ame can utilize his strength and basically pick Liet up (such as the seesaw I’m lAughing)
11) Exploratory or traditional?
Fairly traditional, with the occasional experiment (liKE THE SEESAW)
12) Turn ons
Liet and his trust kink, and the thing for having his hair played with, and he likes to be in a position of dominance, if not overly so. Ame, on the other hand, is very weak to Liet’s teases, phone sex, being praised and… sports, for some reason. He likes Liet sweaty heh
13) Location turn ons (public, outside, bedonly, etc)
No crazy locations, but they do like to have sex in the garden
14) Magic or no magic? To what extent and in what way?
None!
15) Special spells or enchantments?
Nope
16) Roleplay?
Sometimes they put twists on their actual history except Ame’s usually the maid heh
17) Dom/Sub dynamics? Who’s dom, who’s sub?
Liet likes to be dominating from time to time, and Ame loves it even if Liet tends to get a little embarrassed afterwards
18) Dirty talk, sweet nothings, or notalking (or discussing only technicals)
It kind of holds the middle between sweet nothings and dirty talk. One disguised as the other, perhaps. Ame gets totally intelligible by the end, though
19) Kissing preferences during sex
Not much kissing, they’re busy touching each other all over
20) Rhythm: slow, fast, alternating, etc.Who sets the pace?
Pretty fast most of the time
21) One round or multiple?
Most often two - Ame could go for more but Liet’s too Old for that the poor guy
22) Does one person tend to come first moreoften or do they switch it up? Does one person have a harder timeclimaxing? Are there times when they don’t cum?
Ame usually comes first, but he always makes sure Liet comes as well
23) Lust or love sex?
Love heh
24) What happens after? Cuddling? Makespace? Does someone tend to leave right after?
They both go and clean up and then sort of lounge around - maybe Liet actually gets Ame off one more time - until they find something else to do. Could be sleeping, or work or who knows what else
For the sexual headcanons i'd like FinEst please. But if you don't want to do it ypu don't have to.
well you know what they say, FinEst is the finest. okay I really only know one person who says that but Still. thanks anon!
1) Who tends to initiate? Does it change? Why?
Fin tends to! Est is just along for the ride when it comes to sex most of the time :’)
2) Any preferences for top/bottom?
They both like it both ways, but Fin ends up bottoming a bit more often just because he’s very weak for the way Est looks when he’s the top
3) Neck, ears, or both
Est sticks to Fin’s neck and throat while Fin has found that the skin behind Est’s ears yield very interesting results. Does that count as neck or ears? Both?
4) Sensitive or insensitive
Neither of them is very sensitive, but by no means insensitive either. Fin is a bit more sensitive all-over than Est, but Est has stronger reactions to the places that are
5) Hands or tongue
Hands, both of them (Fin is fascinated with Est’s fingers but that’s another story entirely)
6) Teeth or no teeth
A bit, mostly from Fin’s side. Not biting, though, just scraping them along Est’s skin
7) Foreplay? A lot or a little?
Est wants foreplay. Fin just wants sex. They settle on multiple rounds ;)
8) Breast play? Ass play?
Leave the ass play to Fin he loves it. Est had to get used to it, but he’s pretty into it himself by now
9) Toys?
Every now and then Fin will pull something out of his stash and sometimes Est takes one look and goes, “We’re only using that if it goes up your ass.” To which Fin will most likely reply, “Sure! Right now?” But other times he’s more like hell yes. Hell yes has included, among others, a prostate massager, several terrible novelty dildos and cockrings, and that time with the spreader bar
10) Preferred positions?
Anything where Est’s glasses are not in danger of getting crushed. Ha no okay doggy style is a good one, Fin likes rimming (I’m sorry I Just have a thING for rimming sorry) and also up against walls and other vertical surfaces probably, so Est can really use his height to his advantage
11) Exploratory or traditional?
Fin is kinky as hell andEst is a curious person so they try a lot of stuff. Not everything works out well but they have fun trying
12) Turn ons
For Fin, it’s just… The thought alone gets him going. He likes dirty talk (took some practice), getting Est really flustered in public, temperature play, and all his sex toys. He probably gave them all terrible names, but that aside. Est likes hypothetical voyeurism, in the sense that he likes the risk of having sex somewhere he could get caught but has no desire to actually get caught, shower sex, and honestly Fin’s tattoos :’))
13) Location turn ons (public, outside, bedonly, etc)
They have definitely had sex outside and liked it, including on a boat, and have probably tried it in a sauna, which didn’t work because a) Est couldn’t see shit and b) it was just Too Hot. Also they like semi-public places like bathrooms and locker rooms and things like that, to accomodate that kink of Est’s
14) Magic or no magic? To what extent and in what way?
I’m thinking of last year’s ESC now but APARt from that no magic for them
15) Special spells or enchantments?
Nope!
16) Roleplay?
In which Est is Jüri Poots… no I’m kidding they don’t really do roleplay
17) Dom/Sub dynamics? Who’s dom, who’s sub?
Sometimes, but they switch roles often. Est likes being used sometimes (knowing that he can trust Fin) but he hates being hurt, while Fin sometimes does enjoy being hurt but doesn’t want to feel powerless in that way
18) Dirty talk, sweet nothings, or notalking (or discussing only technicals)
Not much talking most of the time, mostly discussing technicals or making terrible jokes that mean they have to stop and laugh for a few minutes. But sometimes Est is in a dirty talk mood, which Fin very much appreciates. He’s usually very flustered afterwards, though :’)
19) Kissing preferences during sex
Not much, just whenever they can reach one another
20) Rhythm: slow, fast, alternating, etc.Who sets the pace?
Fin sets the pace in the beginning, and it’s usually fast, but Est takes over by the end, which usually turns out slower
21) One round or multiple?
Multiple, in lieu of foreplay
22) Does one person tend to come first moreoften or do they switch it up? Does one person have a harder timeclimaxing? Are there times when they don’t cum?
Whoever’s bottoming tends to end up coming second; sometimes one of them skips a round to just focus on the other
23) Lust or love sex?
They’re very sappy lbr
24) What happens after? Cuddling? Makespace? Does someone tend to leave right after?
Est has the terrible habit of wanting to check his phone very quickly afterwards until Fin chucked it across the room one time, so now they just cuddle, and when it’s necessary, they take aftercare very seriously
25) Who falls asleep first?
Usually Fin, and then Est sneaks out and gets his phone. And then he goes to sleep as well
Po, most often, but when Liet really wants to, he’ll sure as hell let him know. It’s just that Po is a bit more open in that aspect
2) Any preferences for top/bottom?
They switch a lot! And often do non-penetrative
3) Neck, ears, or both
For Liet it’s his neck (Po will gladly take advantage of this), for Po it’s both!
4) Sensitive or insensitive
They’re both rather sensitive, but Pol is better at hiding it when he wants to
5) Hands or tongue
Liet’s all about the hands, or fingers really - he will put them everywhere - while Po is more about the tongue, especially when he manages to make Liet squirm
6) Teeth or no teeth
Not much teeth - sometimes they slip in, but usually not on purpose
7) Foreplay? A lot or a little?
It varies - all depends if they’re in the mood! Sometimes sex is three-quarters foreplay, just kissing and slowly undressing, and sometimes there’s like, none
8) Breast play? Ass play?
Hmm what does that even mean If we’re talking nipples though - Po’s are very sensitive, and not always, but often, he’ll let Liet take advantage of that
9) Toys?
Also sometimes. A lot really depends on whether they’re in the mood for stuff at that particular time, and then especially Po
10) Preferred positions?
Missionary, Po riding Liet, 69
11) Exploratory or traditional?
Fairly traditional! Sometimes they get Moods though, but they usually end up in laughter
12) Turn ons
Both of them just have the Biggest trust kink really :-o Po and his oral fixation love rimming, but, again, only when he’s in the mood for it. Other turn-ons for him are wearing nice lingerie, massages (he just really enjoys being touched), feather ticklers, and generally just being pampered. For Liet’s it’s seeing Po in the nice lingerie, virtually anything to do with his hair, and uhm… Being less dressed than Po, if that makes sense?
13) Location turn ons (public, outside, bedonly, etc)
Not outside, but out of the bed, yes. On the couch or in the kitchen and they’ve probably had sex in a haystack back in the day, but that was ill-advised :’)) But most of the time, they stay in bed. Po probably has a huge bed with masses of pillows so why leave?
14) Magic or no magic? To what extent and in what way?
Hum I bet Po learns magic tricks sometimes and he just has to show Liet even when they’re in the middle of something, but no actual magic heh
15) Special spells or enchantments?
Nahh
16) Roleplay?
They’ve tried, but they’re both awful at keeping character and just ended up laughing
17) Dom/Sub dynamics? Who’s dom, who’s sub?
Not really, although sometimes Po gets bossy and Liet will shut him down. Po hasn’t admitted yet that he really likes that. Liet doesn’t fully realize he does it
18) Dirty talk, sweet nothings, or notalking (or discussing only technicals)
Not much talking, but what there is is mostly sweet nothings, especially from Po who loves to make Liet blush (:
19) Kissing preferences during sex
As Much As Possible, All The Time. It’s why they like missionary so much
20) Rhythm: slow, fast, alternating, etc.Who sets the pace?
It alternates, but usually quite slow - they don’t really have that much sex when it comes down to it, so it’s nice to take the time!
21) One round or multiple?
Usually one!
22) Does one person tend to come first moreoften or do they switch it up? Does one person have a harder timeclimaxing? Are there times when they don’t cum?
It varies, but Liet has a harder time coming.
23) Lust or love sex?
Love, neither of them does lust sex
24) What happens after? Cuddling? Makespace? Does someone tend to leave right after?
Lots of cuddling, after they have cleaned up because they both hate feeling sticky
25) Who falls asleep first?
PO, while clinging to Liet like an octopus. Too bad if he needs to use the bathroom. That’s not going to happen.
13) Location turn ons (public, outside, bed only, etc)
14) Magic or no magic? To what extent and in what way?
15) Special spells or enchantments?
16) Roleplay?
17) Dom/Sub dynamics? Who’s dom, who’s sub?
18) Dirty talk, sweet nothings, or no talking (or discussing only technicals)
19) Kissing preferences during sex
20) Rhythm: slow, fast, alternating, etc. Who sets the pace?
21) One round or multiple?
22) Does one person tend to come first more often or do they switch it up? Does one person have a harder time climaxing? Are there times when they don’t cum?
23) Lust or love sex?
24) What happens after? Cuddling? Make space? Does someone tend to leave right after?
