I scream

Line dance enthusiast 25 any pronouns

[pisshandkerchief]

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[quiltedthunder]

Everything changes forever and nothing is ever like is was

[loveamongthesailors]

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

[q-soc-official]

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife

[chalroe]

Faroe's Song

[bronkdoes-stuff]

Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

[byjove]

location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.

[coffin-fit-for-two]

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

[clairenovvak]

15 seasons wasn’t enough they had more to tell me

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

TRUTHNUKE

[deadnettled]

scarlet hollow has truly heightened my standards to an unsustainable degree on choices matter games and it's so fucked up lol

most "choices matter" games are like... "make these two big obvious decisions and you'll get a different ending based on what you pick" which like, yeah sure! that is what it means when choices matter! perfectly acceptable!

but then in scarlet hollow one of the first decisions you make in the opening scene is about whether or not to take a bag of boiled peanuts from a stranger on the bus, and that single interaction carries several possibilities to define aspects of your character and how they can interact with the world that WILL come up again MULTIPLE times

the chapters take years to come out, but it's because the devs are literally sitting there like "fuck, how could a person who is allergic to peanuts behave in a situation such as this. how do we give them two or three possible options specific to being allergic to peanuts" for every branching pathway, and i respect and fear them for that

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[redstonedust]

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[blanketforcas]

i'm the hot girl in your area. i killed the other ones it's just me now

[deancrowleycas]