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ralphieetotherescue‌:

yeah, i guess i can’t say no to you now.

yup, it’s pretty hard to say no to this face

quinnrasmussen

Well this got cringily third-wheely so I’m just gonna... go.

#yike

ralphieetotherescue

quinnrasmussen‌:

Didn’t take long for a game to start up.

see now it’s my kind of party.

quinnrasmussen

You are that Canadian that Americans think all Canadians are.

#you need to diversify your hobbies my friend #and maybe download a dating app #yikes

Didn’t take long for a game to start up.

#truly the most canadian party ever #i hope everyone has good car insurance

quinnrasmussen

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30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

Gay. Though if “attracted to bad ideas” is a sexual orientation, that’s mine.

quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom‌:

Stupid and life-threatening can be mutually exclusive. Maaaaybe I really will get that tattoo.

Send a pic and I’ll forward it to your mother.

#WELL I TOLD THE VICTIM NOT TO PUT MY NAME ON HIM #BUT DOES HE LISTEN?#NO #that's probably how he wound up dead #didn't listen to someone being reasonable #and got run over by a hell's angel

kj-ryom

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What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

Sound chill to me but I have a feeling my uh… “partner” might not appreciate it@quinnrasmussen

quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom‌:

What are you going to do if I say no?

Judge you. Harshly.

#not a very funny joke #you look like you got something in your eye #or are spazzing out on heroin a bit #it is dead deer

quinnrasmussen

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5: How is your relationship with your ex?

Well, no one’s died yet. Complicated.

quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom‌:

The snowbank will never betray me. Should have stayed with her this whole time.

You sure about that? Spring’s not so far off and she’ll be gone gone gone.

#also i think it bodes ill for your relationship that this snowbank is a she #js

slapshotjordyn

(QUINN): [text]: oh god please tell me you didn't sleep with him

[TEXT]:: Sleep with who?

quinnrasmussen

[text]: The guy you were yelling Hakuna Matata at for an hour

kj-ryom

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What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

Sound chill to me but I have a feeling my uh… “partner” might not appreciate it@quinnrasmussen

quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom‌:

… Why would you forget your own name?

. . .

STOP WINKING

#you are UNBEFUCKINGLIEVABLE

quinnrasmussen

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30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

Gay. Though if “attracted to bad ideas” is a sexual orientation, that’s mine.

kj-ryom

quinnrasmussen‌:

Pretty sure you’d do that no matter what I said.

Is that a challenge?? I can definitely ramp up the stupid, just wait

quinnrasmussen

Would you survive it, though? I mean, where you do you really “ramp up” from jumping out windows without dying?

#you're just trying to frame me for your eventual murder at this point #ooc: quinn is regretting saying anything XDDD

kj-ryom

quinnrasmussen‌:

slapshotjordyn‌:

Oh, don’t worry. I’m not mad at you two anymore. You have my undivided attention. This ship will sail, God dammit. This ship will sail

Technically, so did the Titanic.

And the Hindenburg

quinnrasmussen

#there is literally a jack sparrow gif for everything #we're past dingy with holes in it #c: kj

quinnrasmussen

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5: How is your relationship with your ex?

Well, no one’s died yet. Complicated.

quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom‌:

Oh… Well in that case then maybe I was misled.

Riiiiight into the snowbank.

#oh come on i am not actually threatening you #i did try to get you NOT to jump out the window #you are your own worst enemy

slapshotjordyn

kj-ryom‌:

Hate to be a negative nancy but preeeeeetty sure Quinn and I did nothing wrong

Oh, don’t worry. I’m not mad at you two anymore. You have my undivided attention. This ship will sail, God dammit. This ship will sail

quinnrasmussen

Technically, so did the Titanic.

quinnrasmussen

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30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

Gay. Though if “attracted to bad ideas” is a sexual orientation, that’s mine.

kj-ryom

Careful what you say Quinn or I might just have to start making more bad decisions

quinnrasmussen

Pretty sure you’d do that no matter what I said.

#IT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT KJ #AND THAT IS NOT JUST ABOUT YOU THAT IS A GENERAL PROBLEM #WHICH I REALIZE IS NOT ACTUALLY A GOOD DEFENSE SO I'M GONNA STOP TALKING

quinnrasmussen

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5: How is your relationship with your ex?

Well, no one’s died yet. Complicated.

quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom‌:

Why do I feel vaguely threatened by this?

Because you read too much into things.

#you just inspire homicidal thoughts in others #this sounds like a you problem more than a me problem

kj-ryom

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What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

Sound chill to me but I have a feeling my uh… “partner” might not appreciate it@quinnrasmussen

kj-ryom

quinnrasmussen‌:

People like you are the reason the laser removal industry is going strong.

Sorry to disappoint but I would definitely keep it for life

quinnrasmussen

Yeah, cuz that’ll be fun to explain to your future S/O. “Who’s Quinn?” “UHHHHHHHHHHH”

#hahahahhahaha NO #absofuckinglutely not #that is past the quinn scale of stupid #well #probably #but that makes it VERY stupid

slapshotjordyn

Chilling with a /real/ friend. Take note, @kj-ryom and @quinnrasmussen

quinnrasmussen

I’ll make sure to send him my condolences.

#yike #he's gotta be hard up for friends

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30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

Gay. Though if “attracted to bad ideas” is a sexual orientation, that’s mine.

#Anonymous

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