quintessential-cringe

perpetually having a crisis

[delphinidin4]

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Not even an exaggeration.

[thiswaitingheart]

“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”

[alberto-balsalm]

[feralbiologist]

tags via @jesterbutch

[penny-anna]

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

[whetstonefires]

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

[penny-anna]

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

[penny-anna]

#Dealer: this is called The Force. It surrounds us penetrates us and binds the galaxy together. #Han: Yeah whatever old man I don't feel shit #*2 movies later* Han: I swear I just saw C3PO levitating #His buddy Chewie pacing: Wuuugh Wraauh wuh

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[psych-is-the-name]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[frankthecherokee]

@blade-liger-4ever don't hate me. It was too good to pass up

[ronin-warriors-fanatic]

@just-absolutely-super @coolman229

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[dowereallyneedthis]

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

[moran-with-a-g]

It was simple addition, really.