Smack Talk & Life Rambles

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"Maybe life is about doing things that scare the shit out of you."

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“Tainted Love” by Soft Cell Played on Floppy Disk Drives

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This sea lion is in Boogie Wonderland. Love it!

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One helluva night!

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SO AWESOME!

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Well, I can't erase that from my memory... or my eyes.

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Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend

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Things Dogs Teach Us: Why are my eyes watering?

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Lee Pace <3

I already saw differences from the book. But I'm not going to be that asshole who ruins the fun by pointing it all out. It's geekery at its finest, so shut up and get excited!

Jizz. In. My. Pants. 

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So bad ass!

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Not a Single Damn of the Day: Saudi Man Texting on Hood of Moving Car

While driving to Mecca, a Saudi motorist filmed this daredevil texting away on the hood of a speeding car.

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Growing up in the Middle East, I'm surprised there aren't more videos like this. Oh, Saudi.

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Can you at least say "SPOILER ALERT", damn it!?

It's hard being a girl of this technological age. One can not hold on to the thrill of surprise plot twists anymore. People just have no respect.

Let me clarify.

Because I have been too busy with actual life and also the updating of my portfolio, I haven't been able to catch up to any of my shows. No, I am not up to date with The Walking Dead. And no, I have not seen the new episodes of Game of Thrones. (Yes, those are the only shows I care to watch. Those and my all-time love: Breaking Bad. I am clearly busy if I can't keep up with TWO SHOWS!)

So damn you all for not respecting those who haven't seen the last episode of Game of Thrones yet! I should've gone on a social media boycott. But then again, I was clueless to the goings-on of GoT, so there was no way I would've known I was going to be bombarded with "OMMGGGG HE DIIIEED!!!" and endless GIFs of things-I-did-not-know-were-coming. Ughhhh. I have been robbed of my ACTUAL reaction. I am so annoyed.

(I may still be wrong, because I haven't caught up yet haha)

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Landscapes From the Kitchen Table

Luke Evans first came to everyone’s attention when he swallowed 35mm film and used an electron microscope to record what his digestive system had done to the film.

In his latest unconventional series, he’s created immense landscapes from ordinary materials in hit kitchen, such as table salt.

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Damn you, Starbucks.

I promised myself when I first stepped foot onto this land that I would not get sucked into its many disgusting habits. Granted, I've avoided the golden arches and the fast fried chickens, but coffee has always been my companion. Wherever it is, I'm there. And when there's a Starbucks around every corner, beckoning me with its concoctions, I succumb to its will.

Before I knew it, I was on first-name basis with the Starbucks barista.

Before I knew it, I was a Starbucks card holder.

Before I knew it, I was downloading apps from a Starbucks redeem code.

Before I knew it, I was craving Starbucks all the damn time. 

My stroll through the streets are incomplete without sipping on some caffeinated goodness. My car rides have to be with a green mermaid. My work day needs to start with an incantation of "grande, soy, toffee nut mocha, no whip". I love their drinks and I've been brainwashed. Every day, I'm faced with the on-going battle of to get or not to get. It goes against every principle in my hipsterdom, but hey, I'm a human with needs. And I NEED coffee. With my needs in the picture, I might as well go mainstream. That's the end of that battle.

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Planning that itinerary! My wanderlust will soon be fed.

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So... I just found this. Fall Out Boy is back?! Holy cow on a bicycle. After years of listening to Folie A Deux on endless repeat, my ears finally have new material to consume.

Excitement abated, this song is ultra catchy. I've already choreographed a battle scene in my head that involves me yelling "I'm on fi-yyaaaaaa!" at random intervals. So yeah, I like it.

And heck yes, Patrick Stump sounds better than ever! The video has a pretty clear message, and if it's not a metaphorical lump, I don't know what is. Oh and it also features 2 Chainz. I don't know who that is, but apparently he's a big deal in the non-hipster world I live in.