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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

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me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it

me, 20 seconds later:

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Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

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not gonna risk scrolling past this

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LMFAOOOO

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BUT WHERE IS THE GIF OF RALEIGH AND PENTECOST FROM PACRIM????

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I will reblog this until the day I DIE 🤣 don’t EVER put your hands on me BOI 👊🏾

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I will never not reblog

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An entire Mood

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LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

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The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.

The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers. No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it.

Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this

Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.

Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters.

It stops this…

Then the employees have to do this

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People don’t shop at ALDI in the states? There is an ALDI at every town in Aus. They pay their employees like $22 an hour and often employ full time (well above the minimum wage for full time service employees). They let workers sit while doing registers and will only ever keep as many registers open as they need. The food tends to come from independent providers who strike a deal with ALDI and it 9 time out of 10 really good quality. I bought my TV from there, which is wild, and it was ridiculously cheap for what it was.

Like, I’m really against supermarket monopolisation, but hot shit ALDI is the most ethical supermarket I’ve ever seen. Especially since Coles (another Aus SM) now requires applicants to pay for their own police checks when putting in a job application.

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hätte nie gedacht dass ich tatsächlich mal einen Post lesen muss, der fucking Aldimärkte wie eine utopische Zukunftsvision klingen lässt. Geht’s euch gut Amerika?

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Aldi \o/

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what. the fuck. is wrong. with america.

procrastinatorproject

#aldi is like the bottom of the barrel of supermarkets in germany#you don’t get cheaper and worse paid/treated employees except maybe lidl (via @horizonproblems) Yuuuuup!

I find the international spread of ALDI truly fascinating but in Germany, cheap grocery chains like ALDI, Lidl, Penny, etc. are considered really exploitative. I think ALDI Süd (which is the chain that has gone international) has a slightly better reputation than ALDI Nord, which is what we have here, but still. If you needed any more proof that the US is insane…

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This is the wildest thing when you are german.

I remember times were ALDI and LIDL were in the media bc they treated their employes so badly and…. now they are glorified for letting people sit and for offering the basic minimum of okey-ish working conditions.

What the fuck is wrong with the US????