whatever I was thinking

I thought some stuff and now your looking at it, this is genrally considered a bad idea.

[it4everboy]

stop sexualizing me as a tboy, I am a tCLOWN, a t JESTER. do not be fooled by my handsomeness

[quitethefailure]

actually I was assigned jester at birth.

[it4everboy]

dance for me boy

[quitethefailure]

Now normally I wouldn't but I'm sleep deprived so...

[quitethefailure]

This post will not make sense and has very little pay out but learning is fun so you should read it.

Okay so we all know Charles Darwin and his theory of evolution that mutations are what change species over time, we all should also know about Lamarckian evolution or the theory of use and disuse or inheritance of aquaired charictaristics (which though not completely true as he discribed it is accurate in some situations such as transgenerational epigenetic inheritance). Darwin had a theory he called Pangenisis which doesn't work, but when explaning it I always discribe it as "Sexist Lamarckism" because why not, I refuse to elaborate ont hat discription, you're on tumblr you can look at the wiki yourself. Here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangenesis go learn somthing. Thats it. I told you the pay off was bad, it's a joke you have to read a wiki to understand sorry.

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[only-cat-memes]

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[quitethefailure]

I want sleep but like nap sleep two hours at most, but it's late af where I am and I know that I'd sleep for like 10 hours if I fell asleep now soo..

Imma binge heartstopper again.

Is this the gay agenda?

[quitethefailure]

Feeling like this about to be me. Been wearing this binder for too long and about to sleep in it, I make good decisions.

Also I know you've been wearing that binder for to long take advice from a hypocrite and take it off.

[it4everboy]

stop sexualizing me as a tboy, I am a tCLOWN, a t JESTER. do not be fooled by my handsomeness

[quitethefailure]

actually I was assigned jester at birth.

[quitethefailure]

Just a reminder thinking trans guys are always little androgynous beans is in fact transphobic and calling us "cute lil t-bois" or whatever is affirming that we don't pass, and so is calling me butch or tomboyish, it's weird I'm a guy stop.