prince(ss) katherine

any pronouns twenty something trips around the sun minors dni

[quixotic-partridge]

it has been many a fortnight since I found my previous knight fucking my lady in waiting

however I find myself still plotting my revenge every eve like a bedtime story

[quixotic-partridge]

my studies might be the end of me. I have completed scroll after scroll and yet there is MORE??? WHEN will it END??

[quixotic-partridge]

hello my lovely friends!

not at all medieval related, but I thought I might be able to get some help. I’m genderqueer, and have been considering using trans tape for quite some time. I have a large chest to the point where binders are not made the right size for me, and due to some medical issues, just aren’t safe for me.

Does anyone have experience with trans tape?? Any tips/tricks/things I should know? Just wanted to ask around before I invest my money in it.

Lots of love to all of my trans divas this pride month 🙂‍↕️

[quixotic-partridge]

So there’s a lot of talk now a days about Royals exact net worth, one Prince even went so far as to call a Princess he was writing to “a comment” and a “peasant” for only having 3,000 ducats a year. But honestly in my opinion Princess? I consider you priceless.

Very sweet of you, I'm sure, but I absolutely have a price. It's very high, and includes a fee of chocolate and pound cake and berries. I'm definitely not priceless, just a price not many can afford.

Taking bids at any point. Berries are NONNEGOTIABLE. Berriless men need not apply.

[evilbaron]

You know I do happen to have a berries guy, I have like hundreds of them. All working in the fields (because they love it), they’ve worked there their entire lives (because they love me). You know Princess I have the finest chocolates imported from the New World, and I have the finest chefs from across the Kingdoms.

Personally I’m a blackberry guy myself. You know… maybe we could try all the berries together?

[quixotic-partridge]

I'm concerned your berries are not ethically sourced... has anyone checked this guy for employment violations?

That being said, if the berries are in fact ethically sourced, I will allow you to meet with me. If not, I will be assisting the berry employees in starting an uprising.

[quixotic-partridge]

So there’s a lot of talk now a days about Royals exact net worth, one Prince even went so far as to call a Princess he was writing to “a comment” and a “peasant” for only having 3,000 ducats a year. But honestly in my opinion Princess? I consider you priceless.

Very sweet of you, I'm sure, but I absolutely have a price. It's very high, and includes a fee of chocolate and pound cake and berries. I'm definitely not priceless, just a price not many can afford.

Taking bids at any point. Berries are NONNEGOTIABLE. Berriless men need not apply.

[quixotic-partridge]

A group of knights walked by and I dropped my handkerchief in the hopes that one would pick it up

Every single one walked over it. Not only am I devastated by a lack of flirting opportunity, but my handkerchief looks AWFUL. I had to pick it up MYSELF??

[quixotic-partridge]

survived an assassination attempt this week. that’s right bastard, I LIVED.

KNIGHTS!!!!! KNIIIIIGHTS!!! GET HIMMM!!!

[quixotic-partridge]

I was sitting in a chair reading late last night, and a knight kept bringing me blankets because I “looked cold”. It was very sweet at first but I’m now four blankets in and now concerned for if it’s going to stop…

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

Most knight have a love language of acts of service and gift giving…. Might just have to ride this one out

[quixotic-partridge]

I’m seventy four blankets in. Do I keep riding it out? Do I ride them? There has to be a solution here. Please god it’s so warm.

[quixotic-partridge]

happy pride to the beautiful butch knight I’m in love with and her alone

[quixotic-partridge]

I was sitting in a chair reading late last night, and a knight kept bringing me blankets because I “looked cold”. It was very sweet at first but I’m now four blankets in and now concerned for if it’s going to stop…

[quixotic-partridge]

village witch gave me the good shit. I keep standing in front of knights thinking they’re suits of armor and getting scared shitless when they address me

[quixotic-partridge]

Packing for a trip and one of my knights just suggested that I might not need 10 gowns for a 5 day journey.

I told him this is NOT what I pay him for and then promptly asked him to fasten my luggage closed while I sat on top of it

[quixotic-partridge]

the knight who’s attention I’ve been trying to get tucked a flower behind my ear. it was then that I found out I am VERY allergic, and proceeded to sneeze on him fourteen times.

everyone please pray for me while I recover from the severe fatal embarrassment I faced today.

[cafandnaps]

So sick of all these poser princesses with their hot, bawdy jesters. When I get a fool of my own he’s gonna be a pathetic, groveling loser begging for a scrap of attention the way god intended

[quixotic-partridge]

I keep batting my eyelashes at the knights and telling them they can call me by my christian name but they all continue to call me “your grace”. what’s a girl gotta do around here to have an inappropriate workplace relationship with her employees.

I keep going outside to offer them lemonade because of the heat but literally nothing is working. Instead I burned my hand on someone’s armor handing them a drink. That shit heated up in the sun so much I considered bringing an egg out next to cook on it. Unsure if this will help or hinder my flirting attempts.

[quixotic-partridge]

my father introduced me to the Prince he betrothed me to. said Prince is currently 4 meads deep and belting “since thou hath been gone”. court is out on whether his flag is green or red…

[quixotic-partridge]

just visited the village witch and she restocked my herbs. we are so back. manifesting a smoke sesh with the court jester