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@quotemebitch
The mother fucking pharmacy doesn't open till 9 am AND Starbucks is closed till March 28
Texts from this morning
Vic: HE HAD AN EYE PATCH?! Why didn’t you tell me that first?
RE: Josh explaining how an old, old man walks around his gym nude
Yeah an interesting juice sounds good. But not TOO interesting.
Sunday-Funday mixers
Don’t look at dogs while you’re driving
What is: things I have to say to myself on a regular basis
J- Wait why did you say you were gonna get boys pajamas
V- Cuz they make them in darker colors and the pop stains won’t show through
J- I smell burning V- what if this hotel is on fire and I have a robe on?! Wait! what do you have on?!
Hotel fire
J- I always go debit V- you might as well be writing a check
Credit > debit
“J- You’re very consumed right now. V- Sorry…I just have to respond to a few things…Beyoncé posted a pic of her twins. J- (silently judging)”
Beyoncé > everything
Just told my 6 week old I'd give her money if she'd stop crying... it didn't work.
You're killin' me smalls
You look pretty Michael Jackson
Khloe Kardashian RE: Kris Jenner's bananas outfit
Hannah: I don't think you need to take an acting class, baby. Elijah: Thank you! I'm gonna fuck my way to the middle.
Get it.
My hair grows on company time... I cut it on company time
The man has got a point
Let's just start 2017 from this point forward.
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore. Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, alright.
Weird... 'Just Dance' happens to be be story of my 20s
A grown ass woman should never smell like cookies
Just because there is a sale at Bath & Body Works doesn't mean you should go in. Also, who still shops at Bath & Body Works?!
If the Secret Service was doing its job they'd shoot off the bottom of Trumps tie.
-Ron Bennington It's too long
Rain or not...God is not blessing this guy