Conversations Overheard in Fillory @quotes-from-the-magicians - Tumblr Blog

Quentin: Request for you to not be a bitch.

Margo: Request denied.

#quentin coldwater #margo hanson #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

Quentin: Guys. GUYS. Your inside jokes are really cute and everything but I dunno, Eliot, I thought tonight was just going to be just about us hanging out.

Eliot, cuddling with Margo on the couch: That's weird.

#quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #margo hanson #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: snl

Professor Lipson, to Alice: It's not like we have a standard form to "undead" you.

Dean Fogg: *clears his throat*

Professor Lipson: Tell me you're kidding.

Dean Fogg: 924/B. In triplicate.

#professor lipson #dean fogg #alice quinn #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: eureka

Do you think I'm afraid to die? Do you think I'm afraid of anything at this point?

- Quentin, during season 4, unfortunately

#yes i hate this too #quentin coldwater #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: orphan black

Margo: We have fun, don't we, Quentin?

Quentin: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#margo hanson #quentin coldwater #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: the good place

Julia: Would you kiss Margo for a million dollars?

Fen: I guess...?

Fen: But, I mean, I don't really have that kind of money though.

#julia wicker #fen #margo hanson #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

Julia's mom: Julia we have to talk about your report card.

Julia: But I got straight A's!

Julia's mom: Not here: gender.

Julia: Uh yeah. "F" because I'm female!

Julia's mom: Being a girl is not an excuse!

#julia wicker #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: the amazing world of gumball #i almost put alice and stephanie but then i remembered stephanie doesn't give a shit

Quentin: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction?

Julia: How high are you?

Quentin: 5'8".

#quentin coldwater #julia wicker #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

You do not know my family. What you guys call the Apocalypse, I used to call Sunday dinner!

Umber, to Quentin, probably

#umber #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: supernatural

Quentin: I'm the kind of guy who likes to think things through.

Margo: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

#quentin coldwater #margo hanson #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: mike and molly

Eliot: Time has been very kind to you.

Eliza: Well I do moisturize seven times a day, so...

#the time magic also helps #eliot waugh #eliza chatwin #jane chatwin #i never know what to call her #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: jane the virgin

Julia, pointing to her potato chips: Snack.

Julia, pointing to Kady: Other snack.

#julia wicker #kady orloff diaz #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: me #from like 3 years ago

Julia: I hear your questions and concerns, but I promise you, I have thought this through.

Kady: Have you though?

Julia: No, not at all.

#julia wicker #kady orloff diaz #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: crazy ex girlfriend #alright now back to my no posting hole

Okay the problem I have with talking about my feelings is that afterwards they still exist, but ALSO other people know about them now? That can't be right.

Alice, at some point, probably

#i wrote alice but honestly it could be any of these repressed mfs #alice quinn #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: twitter

Hey, Quentin, I'd say something supportive because you're my friend, but that's not what I do.

Margo, probably

#margo hanson #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: superstore

Julia: I am not having sex with Kady!

Margo: No one is judging you. It's understandable.

Margo: Kady is strong. And mysterious. And sort of compact... but well muscled.

Julia: I'm not having sex with Kady. But I'm starting to think you might be.

#julia wicker #margo hanson #the magicians #incorrect quotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer #did i post for the first time in months???

Alice: Why should I help you?

Margo: Because we're friends.