Quotes by Olivia

Olivia is just about the most amazing person you will ever meet. Here's why:

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I'm drowning my sorrows in chocolate biscotti.

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Have you ever folded your tongue onto itself? It's like a snail... a hot snail roasting on the sidewalk.

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My stomach is curdalizing

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You know what? My body is a wonderland and I can eat as many shortbread cookies as I want.

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Guys, I just ate three shortbread cookies that were 250 calories each... I AM BUTTER

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The pimpus on Mt. Olympus.

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Just call me three hunna

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Essays

Me: Can you read this essay?

Olivia: No.......Fine........I can't read.

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This water is so soft! Like liquid glass... Like love! It's love water!

Olivia

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Life Skills

Olivia: Guys...what if I had cornrows? Can either of you do cornrows on me?

Me: No...

Olivia: Why? Its an important life skill!

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*starts singing the beginning of the Circle of Life* Why can't I get guys? Oh right. This is why.

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What if...your toes had cilia and they just wiggled around all the time

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I think...he would be sticky

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Bears in the Library

Sylvia: "Olivia you have to get up"

Olivia: "Nooooooo! Take my bed to the library. Take my bed to the library and put it on one of the conference tables and crowd around me like bears mating in a museum.....No! I mean a Zoo!"

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This is Olivia's favorite song. Every time she hears it, she's like, "Whoa, slow down Maurice!"

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I'm like sleepwalking in my dreams!

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When you're about to fall asleep do you ever feel like you're on a boat?

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