Notable Quotables

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*Loud banging on door* *Two random guys open the door slowly* "We are SO SORRY-- actually we're not, can we steal some lollipops?"

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"You're laughing. Denny is stroming around the hose and you're laughing" - Youtube comment

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"Is a bird a mammal?" -College student

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"I don't like the concept of soup because it takes forever. I want to tear, chew, swallow. Soup is just, like, dainty. Takes forever." -No idea tbh

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"I accidentally threw a gun at myself" - mr-voldys-soulmate

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"You gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern!" - some guy on Supernatural

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"It's okay to objectify women as long as I feel nothing toward them" - mr-voldys-soulmate

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"This isn't the Bachelor, I don't have to kiss your ass to get a rose" -Phaedra, The Traitors

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"What business do you have in a wardrobe?" -Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club

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"They're learning ASL with their feet"

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"Are you really going to make Jude a child of divorce AGAIN??" - Sara, age 21

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"Idiot! I hope you like dancing for coins on the streets of Calcutta" - Joe, Modern Family

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"The kids in my class were just existing, but I was living" - Logan, age 9