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Dedicated to the spectacular talents and greatest characters that revolve around hockey _/.\_

[teamalive9556]

I love these so much.

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[jordanstaal]

21-22/30 - pictures of Patrick Kane.

[keeklee]

Together you work to build something as permanent as the city itself

[savedbyprice]

NHLers and the Olympics (hypothetical)

1/?

Alex Ovechkin goes to the Olympics. No one questions his many carry on bags, or why one looks suspiciously like Nicklas Backstrom.

The NHL is curious as to why Henrik Lundqvist has been playing so poorly for the Rangers during the time of the Olympics. Joel Lunqvist must be feeling off too..he called in sick to work all month. 

Carey Price builds a small wall in his net, then leaves and goes to the Olympics. No one notices the difference. 

Sidney Crosby wants to go to the Olympics but he does not want to let down the Penguins or break the rules. Fleury and Letang put melatonin in  Crosbys PB&J. He wakes up on the Plane next to to Jamie Benn. 

A displeased Jamie Benn is duck taped to a giggly Tyler Seguin. 

Brent Burns smuggles  Joe Pavelski to the Olympics in his beard. 

Shea Weber fires a fake slap shot. It fake hits Markov, Plekanec and Pacioretty. They are all out for the month  with fake and vague injuries. They get fake beards and go to the Olympics under fake names. 

Erik Karlsson is very handsome. He tells the league he is going to the Olympics, they are distracted by all the handsome and tell him its fine.

No one wants to have to tell Tuukka Rask he cant go to the Olympics, so no one does.

[siriuslyilluminaeted-deactivate]

a literal angel 

[oscarkelfbom]

don’t fuck with jesus

[shecomesbyithonest]

Pricey means business.

[glovesdropped]

“Leon, this morning Connor said you might be one of the most underrated players in the NHL. Does that matter to you?”

for @eberbae

[mitchski]

04/09/17

[cmcdavid]

“One difference I notice about him from last year to now is his confidence,” Kelly McDavid, Connor’s mom says. “I have always said he is an old soul trapped in a young body. He used to always want to be older. I would have to tell him, ‘Connor you are only four once’, and he’d say, ‘But I want to be five.’ […] He was born to be a captain. When they gave that to him, he took the role very seriously. He really cares. He has a huge heart.”

[theyslayedthedragon]

The Race to Sixteen Wins for April 13, 2017

[uglygoalie]

stand witness

[shatteredlenstx]

Tyler Seguin | Fan Appreciation Night | April 8th, 2017

[liasandersson-deactivated202001]

(04.08.17) Curtis Lazar gets his first goal as a Flame

[dickycluner]

Damn Shanny 😂

[rottedthoughts]

Iconic

[glovesdropped]

when you have a paper due but there’s a hockey game