dumbasses with dumber quotes

you get some quotes of a few morons that play ttrpgs. submissions are welcome.

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"What do you mean we're heros we fuck people over as a profession."

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"Can I throw the child in the engine?"

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"If god wanted peace he wouldn't of given me thumbs."

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"Our purpose is not to tell the truth but to bend it."

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"I wish one of us had empathy so we could vibe check this dragon."

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"Yar I've eaten my fair share of planks in my day."

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"I'm not even sure i trust what i say half the time."

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"'Are you a man of god?'

'I'm a woman.'

'Exactly.'"

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"I can afford sleeves but not pants, damn."

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Is the foot appeasing to the little goo?

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"The bodies will be preserved by the corpses."

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"Mhm, mhm, mhm, i almost just shat my pants."

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"It's still musical because it make people staccato."

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"Hey!Hey! hey! Don't make me swap your skin and bones"

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"Please I can't afford to be any stupider."

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"Could it be anything but aggressively normal."

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"Welcome to the bathrealm."