vine's greatest moments

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so i went to the doctor

and they said i had cool guy syndrome

so now i take 

Adderall

aha

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to keep the vines coming...

please submit posts/asks! some nights ur girl is vv tired and doesn't want to come up with content, so this would really help keep my posts more consistent. Thanks all! 

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SVU

GIMME YOUR FACKIN MONEY

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“michelle obama says to eat heathy, but she lets obama eat her p*ssy. how many calories is your p*ssy michelle?? the peOPLE WANT TO KNOW” 

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attention!!

i recently found out that the ‘Miss Keisha’ vine is part of a full video! enjoy and happy new year! xx

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merry crisis!

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christmas carols

you better watch out, you better watch out, yoU BETTER WATCH OUT

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storytime

so.

i’m sitting there 

bbq sauce

on.......my.........

tiddies. 

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fuck ya chicken strips

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oh richard

stranger: *pulls some stupid shit in a public place*

me: what the FUCK Richard

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please read!!

hi all! I’m totally swamped with homework, so I tend to schedule posts in case I’m too busy that day. that being said, I would really appreciate if you guys could let me know what kind of posts you like the best so I can schedule more of those (such as vine quotes, funny vine convos, “poems”, etc). or, if you have a new idea, please feel free to send me an ask/submit a post 

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it’s rush hour and the restaurant is full but we’d like to be seated immediately: a poem

done and done

let me pull the table

out of

my

ass

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hemorrhoids

uh, you can’t sit with us

actually megan i can't sit anywhere cause i have 

hemorrhoids

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if Shakespeare made vines

Thou refuses head? Alas. I shall break a board used for the purpose of transportation in the midst of my anger. Thou has caused such a great fervor, that, after bashing the board of transpiration, I shall smash my cellar device! For in the name of justice and all that is good that I do so.

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the signs as famous vines

Aries: “What up, I’m Jared I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read”

Taurus: "Hi welcome to Chili's"

Gemini: "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH"

Cancer: "Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

Leo: "What the FUCK is up Kyle"

Virgo: "Look at all these chickens"

Libra: "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED"

Scorpio: "Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH"

Sagittarius: "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"

Capricorn: "You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT”

Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!"

Pisces: "Suh dude"

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bang bang

Person A: *sleeping*

Person B: *shoots gun at ceiling*

Person A: *wakes up and falls on the floor*

Person A: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Vinegar Vine

Person A: Yoo can I get a sip of your water?

Person B: It’s not water

Person A: *laughs* Ahh Vodka! I like your style-

Person B: It’s vinegar

Person A: Wha-

Person B: *leans in* It’s vinegar, pussy