I Am Not the Prophet Chuck

At this point this is just a personal blog. No RPs. Unfortunately I can't see me coming back to that as much as I would love to. This is just me.

[cisthoughtcrime]

[c0rpseductor]

every time someone’s like “so MEN think they can be SEXIST? what if we EMASCULATED THEM? haha! not so Manly getting pegged or wearing a skirt or being a homosexual or whatever now are you?? girl power!” i want to hit them over the head with like. any book. using misogyny as a weapon against men does not solve misogyny use your fucking brainnnn

[c0rpseductor]

like oh so your snappy response to the idea of women being treated as lesser is to imply that being like a woman is humiliating? Did you secure the likes? Did you get the engagement?

[academicssay]

[catradoraism]

[softlypause]

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

[demonbloodsausagedog]

ibid. him adieu

[1dietcokeinacan]

We stan JiaHao😭

[agenderss]

[captions]

plaid shirt: my name is tyler and i’ve created a monster

[tyler voiceover]

let me explain:

this is my husband jiahao. one time, i asked him what his favorite game was to play when he was growing up and you know what he said? fire. so for his birthday, i got him a fire pit - see here.

things started out pretty innocent, he would disappear for long periods of time and send me pictures of burnt sweet potatoes, but that was okay.

then he bought a small power saw. THEN the stealing began. well, kind of. he began scouring the neighborhoods for dead trees that were being thrown away so he could drag them home and burn them.

yesterday he said he wanted to go on a long walk, but it was only because he saw sticks next door

jiahao: excuse me, make room

[tyler voiceover]

he also bought a small hatchet, which was a little concerning but um, i take full responsibility for enabling all of this

jiahao: successful. i’m so successful!

tyler: do i have plans of stopping him? no. because i like s’mores and the uh, the opportunity to eat s’mores in this house has increased by like, 200%

[end captions]

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

THIS is the gay agenda

[catboyluca62]

potential arsonist x smores lover is my new favourite ship dynamic

[fioblah]

it’s his day

[violetvibrations]

@ blooming.lau

[gjdraws]

Gratuitous Daniel/Johnny are married art dump

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[bigbirdpoof]

Brewer’s Blackbird (Euphagus cyanocephalus)

© Julie Stollery

[cables-and-wires]

i want to own pet shrimp

[spooky-catboy-angel]

i can see why. those beasts can be trained to fry rice

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[debunkshy]

Great Horned Owl Joe Creason Park, KY 10 March 2022

[gjdraws]

thinking about touch starved johnny lawrence meeting sleeve grabbing, arm yanking daniel larusso. inspired by @variousqueerthings' post

[badolmen]

I love that Twitch does the stream points thing and that so many streamers have like. Basic self care stuff as their lower tier point redemptions. Like fuck yes I will make my fave stressed artist streamer check their posture and stretch for a full minute. Yes I will make the anxious gamer drink water as many times as I can redeem my points during a stream.

[homefryboy]

that’s how it be for me

[atomic-chronoscaph]

John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)