Mental Chillness

Maddox. 20. Originally from South Carolina, USA. Cultivate yourself.

[75orchids]

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post

[danger]

[misomeru]

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.

[yellow-backpack]

This scene was so fucking cute and wholesome

[huffylemon]

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

So that’s what’s going on in her hed rn…

[odinsblog]

“Both sides” journalism needs to die.

A journalist’s job isn’t to create false equivalencies.

A journalist’s job isn’t to be a stenographer for the police.

A journalist’s job isn’t to promote corporations.

I’m not a journalist, but I thought their job was to report the truth and the facts.

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

It’s not biased to point out when people lie or give false information. It’s biased to simply parrot their words and present them as trustworthy and reliable sources.

Journalists should be biased, toward facts and the truth.

[respectfulmemes]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

[oupacademic]

With the many gruesome, and occasionally very creative, deaths that occur in Shakespeare’s plays, we’re lucky that there is an equally creative way for us to know when they’re going to occur. The Death Clocks, created among the Shakespeareana of @goodticklebrain, illustrate the order of deaths as they occur in each play with the very first appearing at the top. 

[llleighsmith]

someday someone is gonna be so soft and gentle with your heart, you’re gonna be so glad you kept it open, you’re gonna wonder why you ever thought about quieting it down

[tthematics]

this is very important and I really think that this will happen. feeling too much isn’t really a thing and I am happy with my life and my emotions and I’m not going to quiet anything down atm

[timbllr]

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself

…a mess

[zuckr]

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

[theweirdwideweb]