Raven-osity

Visit my Game of Thrones/It's Always Sunny blog as well if you enjoy a good mashup: http://chargaryenmaclannistark.tumblr.com/ Facts about me: -I like food that tastes good. -I once had a dream completely in Russian but when I woke up I could no longer speak or understand the language. -During my grade 6 EQAO test, I forgot how to spell my own name. -I sometimes become paranoid around other white people. -I don't wear my sunglasses at night, but I do wear a scuba helmet. -I hate losing. -For the longest time, I thought that Nicolas Cage and Glenn Close were the same person and that Nicolas Cage was the greatest actor in the world. -After I watched Inception, I was convinced I was living in a tenth level dream for a whole week. Likes: -Mint-flavoured chocolate -Playing board games alone (see sixth point in Facts about me). -Corduroy pants -The jelly part of jelly fish. -Drawn out death scenes in movies. -Standing perfectly still and pretending to be part of the wall. Dislikes: -Black licorice. That stuff is just TERRIBLE. Fears: -Moths/ potato bugs/ most insects -That the plot of Jurassic Park will one day come true. -Mysterious holes in the ground. -That if I run backwards fast enough I may go back in time. -Stepping on Lego.

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Samuel Pepys: Great Fire, more like 'Okay Fire'. It didn't even burn the whole city.

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@markiplier​ is the shitzu puppy at the pound with mangy fur that nobody wants and lives the saddest life ever where he just looks out the glass cage and cries.

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teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"

sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"

junior year: "you're almost seniors now"

senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"

College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

Teachers College: Do your fucking work. Consider this a profession. If not, good luck with your life.

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Your assignment Tumblr...

If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

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Dumbold Tramp.

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Dernald Frump

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Tronald Dump

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Trombone Klump.

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Dongle Mumps

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Derble Plump

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Donkey Rumpus

Dorito Crumb

Dirigible Plums

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Dorito chump

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Damnable Hump

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Dramnable Fruamp

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Dolores Umpbridge

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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#she probably killed two  #in the time it took me to reblog this

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I can change the track on my Spotify on my tablet from my pc and I’m here dicking around across the room from my tablet, pointing a pencil at it every time I change the song like I’m Gandalf.

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I’ve always been very timely with my puns. Some would say ‘pun’ctual.

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Cat: [looks at me for five seconds].

Me: Dude, what does my soul look like?

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Crank That (Soulja Boi) came out when I was fourteen and it was the worst thing that happened that year. And I had my kidney removed that year.

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Whenever someone is too nice to me.

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Jon Snow upon resurrection.

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Game of Thrones + Tumblr (VI)

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The harmonica solo in “Say You’ll Be There” is my jam.

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Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo, doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo , doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

I’m singing in the rain.

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July 5th:

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To use the Horn of Joramun to bring down the wall, you have to use it to play the entirety of Wonderwall.

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Dave Foley is just the best.