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Emma, graduate student. nb, bi. How about we don’t talk about my feelings. The Supper When It Is The Last One.

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I'm a guillotine girl, I'm a bed of nails

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I think I’m going to make a grilled cheese. Maybe two of them.

[rocktheholygrail]

[gonzos-humansona]

Do we think the Winchesters vote? Sorry to supernatural post in 2026 but this has been haunting me. We can assume they don't fulfill many civic duties, but they could potentially vote? Like they don't pay taxes bcs they don't even have any income, they just do credit card scams all the time. No fixed address either, where would they even file from? Fixed address problem prevents them from doing jury duty as well.

There's also the fact that they're wanted criminals, but afaik they haven't actually been convicted of anything bcs they keep escaping being arrested. Idk, I have not finished the show, maybe they get convicted of something in future seasons.

So maybe they don't vote in anything local or state-wide, but what's to stop them from pulling over in some town with same-day registration to vote for the president once every 4 years. That would probably be voter fraud, would they get caught? Idk they could just list their address as Bobby's, he's like the one person they know with a normal house. Would their votes get thrown out? Much to consider... And how does this factor in to the alternate timeline where Sarah Palin was the president...

[gonzos-humansona]

early seasons "going to law school" Sam who just wants to do the right thing: Dean this election could be really important! I want to make sure I do what I can to put the country on the right path.

Dean: Voting??? that's gay

Sam: Its not gay Dean, its a civic duty. Look, when I was at Stanford [cut to Dean rolling his eyes and visibly losing interest in the conversation] I met so many people who were trying to save the world. Not like we are, but by doing whatever they could... It made me realize there's more to helping people than killing monsters...

Dean, patronizingly: All that stuff, happening out there- its not real, Sammy. Let the normal people fight over who wins whatever boring "election" is happening. The real threat is right here, in this haunted abandoned evil shantyhouse/mental hospital/sewer!

Sam: You know Dean, evil isn't just in ghosts, or vampires. There are some horrible people out there too. There are monsters in Congress, Dean.

[gonzos-humansona]

Dean *lowering his voice 2 octaves for no reason*: Yeah, well, its not worth the risk. We try to vote, give them our real names, the police could be on us in an instant! Dad never voted. In fact I don't know a single hunter who votes.

Sam: Bobby votes.

Dean, with suspicion and slight disgust: Bobby? You vote?

Bobby: Well of course I vote, you idiots. Morons. I've been living in this town for 25 years you stupid sons of bitches. I'm a goddamn pillar of this community!

[gonzos-humansona]

Dean, warming up to the idea now that an older man he respects admitted to voting in a way he considers to be not gay: Voting, huh....

Sam: So? Are we gonna fill out this ballot or what?

Dean, now realizing that he wants to vote, but having decided that he's actually not allowed to have anything he wants and must therefore deny himself: Well maybe voting is fine for you Bobby, but not us, ok! There are some things you just can't have when you're in this life... Being a hunter- it takes and it takes.... Normal life isn't an option for people like us, Sam. We have to give up certain things: girlfriends, voting... It only makes things harder, puts us in danger! Look, I'm sorry Sammy but that's just the way it is.

Sam, pacifyingly: Ok, Dean, if that's what you think then that's what we'll do. I guess you're right.

They both get in the car and drive away angrily. Dean wonders if anyone noticed how bad he wanted to vote, considers killing himself out of shame, suppresses the thought, and turns on the radio loudly. Sam sighs and looks out the window, wishing he was 18 in time to vote in his freshman year of college, since it has now become clear he'll never vote again, yet another sacrifice made to the hunting lifestyle.

and scene.

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[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[a-lyoshka]

treachery

[vaporfunk-archive-blog]

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[zoesupreme]

[leafdlc]

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

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[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[metronomeblue]

Even when I am actively invested in an episode of chainsaw man I am more checked out than I have ever been watching jjk. This says nothing about the shows’ quality, I think, but it says volumes about which one has me emotionally invested.

[metronomeblue]

Shonenslop thoughts so far:

JJK is objectively not the best show of all time and retreads a lot of genre tropes, however I liked it a lot and it got me very attached to the characters. Chainsaw Man is, at times, better written (and at other times much worse), but the majority of the characters are unlikeable and uninteresting.

[metronomeblue]

Writing furious rants about how much I dislike chainsaw man’s character work (or lack thereof) and realizing that nobody cares

[valtsv]

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming