[heraldic-thunderbolt]

type of guy who is always waiting for excuse or opportunity to go into exile

[pjackk]

I think they call you P Jack because you just don't know jack!!

U guys might not ever see me for a long time or maybe ever again i feel really bad and im just not doing good at all

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[julia-miraclerat]

I know im tired because my reaction to this post is "fuck yessssssss"

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

[charl0ttan]

[hungwy]

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

[charl0ttan]

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

[bladeweave]

they're casting jacob elordi as white pharaoh

[saltoncity]

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

[charl0ttan]

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

[recordstore]

come back to my place I’ve got relics bro

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

Ugh life is so good right now i need to read about two dudes fucking each other in the butt

[hunybody]

when i’ll believe in anything starts playing and scott hunter is insisting his boyfriend come onto the ice and shane and ilya watch completely breathless and suddenly they DO believe in something. because an older gay person went first. that really really got me i’ll be honest

[notkatniss]

i love whenever challengers get brought back into any conversation for many reasons but zendayas bob is so sickening that I genuinely get mesmerized like cocomelon. you're 31 you have a better shot with a handgun in your mouth

[notkatniss]

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[notkatniss]

didn’t watch that hockey show bc i don’t trust anything hyped up on twitter and thought it was a heartstopper on ice type situation and I have standards but then I put it on and realized they’re fucking in ways I didn’t know you could put on tv still and I was like sorry I didn’t know. Sorry I didn’t know the vibe was skam with gay porn