jam

i love spn, tmg, 88rising, and b99

[greatjackwhiteshark]

isn’t it strange looking back on the first time you heard your favorite band and how you didn’t know how much they would end up meaning to you in the future

[chrisflemingslegs]

A Girl with an English Degree Analyzes TMG Lyrics: Pt. 2

“Dude’s bent out of shape ‘cause they got curved” - Short Kings Anthem

This line is a double-entendre, which is a popular lyrical tool used by Cody and Noel (they’re fuckin’ clever, kids). The dudes “got curved” (got rejected) by the girl, but they also got curved physically because they had to bend down/curve their neck down to kiss her in the first place. 

Noel follows this up with the line “I can suck a titty while standing up” to emphasize the fact that he doesn’t have to adjust his height or be uncomfortable during sexual encounters. But ya know, no flex.

“I’m taking a seat on the Xans/Call that a barstool!” - Super Xan

So this is a less elegant double-entendre but bless Cody for rapping it out loud. When he says “barstool” he’s not only referring to the type of chair, he’s also saying “bar” to refer to the line of the song (ie: BARS!). “Stool” is not only a reference to the chair either; it could also refer to fact that Cody said he essentially just put some Xanax directly up his ass. So stool…like poop. Thanks, Cody. 

And that has been this week’s literary discussion of TMG lyrics.

[ghostfails]

if cody doesn’t put a ring on it soon i will

[outofinspo]

scenes i thought were worth giffing during my rewatch (4/?)

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

If any of us end up being famous we all keep our mouths SHUT about the activities that took place on this hellsite do you understand me

[canarry]

williams water balloon fight 🥺

[forwards-backwards]

Broooo this is the most beautiful shit ever

[blackgirlslit]

"I don't want no extra kids." 🤣🤣

[okayysophia]

“This hair is too expensive!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀

[nyctaeus]

Jennifer Mehigan

[kyloren]

Sophie Turner and Jessica Chastain answer the web’s most searched questions

[bob-belcher]

[oleskyfm]

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[tinymeatgang]

I SAID MUTHAFUCKIN GAY RIGHTS

[thewinchesterdaily]

[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

how do i get abs without doing anything

[pupperluv]