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𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐬? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐬? | 24 | she/her | posts/reblogs anything fruity related for a living |

[therhythmismyblanket]

Bodkin is kind of Derry Girls meets Killing Eve and I love it

[avasillva]

Concentrate.

AVA SILVA & BEATRICE Warrior Nun S02E01 • Galatians 6:4-5

[smolsawyer]

Incorrect Warrior Nun (4/?)

Inspired by this hilarious twitter account

[lesbianjamies]

Beatrice being a genius rich kid

Bonus:

[mossdftba]

Y'know what?

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from garlic bread.

[givemegayplease]

I don't think we should crown Charles. I think we should have a hunger games style event with the whole royal family and whoever wins gets it.

[weirdgirlbutch]

#they’re having a baby butch off

[sandersstudies]

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

[moonminho]

“Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS FIRST LOOK TEASER [x]

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i cannot stress how fucking broken I am over Laszlo trying to do better than his parents in regards to raising a child, and the child he tried to raise as best he could remembers nothing of his childhood.

[dontbeanassbutt]

quick everyone get your things back from the British museum while they’re distracted

[unfuckablebogtroll]

I’m going to sleep on this, but the more I think on it, the more it seems like the inhumanity is the point. Nandor simply wasn’t capable of understanding his actions as wrong without Guillermo’s reaction as a high-water mark because Nandor isn’t human and he hasn’t been for a long, long, long time. And even when he was human, he was a human who killed a lot of people and engaged in wanton cruelty because that’s what he was raised to as a warrior king.

That’s never been a secret, in fact it’s one of their favorite hobbyhorse jokes, from “I’m pillaging you along with everyone else,” to burning Nadja’s village, to disemboweling a lot of people for a tapestry. But because it’s always treated as a joke and Nandor has a pathetic charm and seems mostly non-violent in his old age, we got too comfortable with the seven centuries old killing machine. The thoughtless cruelty to Guillermo and the absolute lack of care for Marwa are the point. As the meme goes, we like him evil, actually. We think the atrocities are funny. Etc, etc. Until another character we love is caught in the crosshairs. I think we’re supposed to be uncomfortable with this episode because it’s a reminder that Nandor Is A Bad Guy Actually. In any other story, he’s the villain. They all are.

It’s still a comedy, but this show likes throwing curveballs, and this episode definitely wrong-footed us after S3’s pathetic vampire depression Nandor and so many great Nandermo scenes this season. And let’s not forget the tonal shift between 3x9 and 3x10. Anything can happen next episode. And for two years to come!

So yeah, I think we are supposed to be repulsed by Nandor’s behavior this episode. Toward Guillermo tonight, and toward Marwa all season. BUT, I also think it’s important that Nandor actually does recognize in the end that his actions were wrong, admit it, and make (poor) attempts to fix it. I don’t think we’ve ever heard him admit to being in the wrong before. If the djinn is meant to teach people lessons, Nandor must be one of his most frustrating cases, because the man is too stupid to learn until the only person he actually cares about gets hurt. Maybe that’s why the three extra wishes, because the djinn has to stick around until Nandor learns his lesson, and so far they’ve just slid off the smooth obsidian of his brain like a car on glare ice.

[girlblocker]

ideally jk rowling will be next

[avalance]

every reblog is -1hp for the terf

[sherlockianpancakes]

What We Do In The Shadows: Sunrise Sunset

There’s just something inherently nostalgic about this song. Like the end of an era.

[cobbbvanth]

what we do in the shadows | 4.10 Sunrise, Sunset

#shit’s about to get REAL

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every reblog is -1 hp for charles

[r-slayer]

we will never hear baby colin say "guess what?" again