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Im a pro at everything i do

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OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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Obama on gay adoption 

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You the man

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fucking beautiful

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joyisafood:

jjswag21:

Congratulations, you broke physics.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately

this is why we cant have nice things

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The Sultan

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read, relate and laugh ☮

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Maybe you haven’t noticed, but my emotions are dangerous. I can’t afford to feel anything. You may have my body, but you know nothing about me.

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Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

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Gene Wilder was a genius.

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literally my favorite movie ever

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i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls

then i saw them again