Pretty Odd Freak

i’m pretty okay sometimes. he/him. god’s #1 wasted soul. side blog; @zomqieb0y discord; @ridiculously.odd

[r1diculouslyodd]

your speech is slurred enough that you just might swallow your tongue…

intro post .

hi! i’m ryan (or dallas, or beetle, or sam, or really anything you want to call me). i’m a stupid mutt and i have an unhealthy obsession with ryan ross. my blog’s mostly just me saying anything that i want to. i will write little drabble fics if you leave me asks !! ^_^ (please leave me asks it doesn’t even have to be a fic/hc idea please please please i’m so lonely i yearn to write and conversate). i have such an obsessive personality.

i’d love to say i’ll write any bandom but it’ll mostly just be panic! and fob…anyway i enjoy reading and writing dead dove content ! if that makes you uncomfortable dni i guess, whoops. i’ll write just about anything that isn’t scat. vomit’s negotiable. sometimes. anyway no actual dni i block freely!

i go by he/him pretty strictly! some neos as well but i don’t want death threats (yes i do nghh..) being called a they genuinely works my nerves, no shade…uhh i’m trans ftm. i’m not stricly gay or straight or anything but uh yea. i dont care about gender i just love my boyfriend.

all of my WRITING asks have the #ry answers asks tag!!!totally get it if you only want porn.i’ll tag it on this post for ya.

sexual asks (directed towards me) are super okay,,but let it be known that i’m not interested in any real relationship whatsoever with anyone but my super awesome boyfriend @vicesandguts//@ordinarytype of a YEAR!!i love you sweetheart!<3

Interests :

music: i fucking love panic! at the disco. fall out boy’s awesome. uhhh a heartwell ending, tyler the creator, nickelback, ayesha erotica, msi, mitski, paramore, arctic monkeys, my chemical romance, radiohead, rebzyyx, the beatles, frank ocean, the crane wives, the new dress, avenged sevenfold, blink-182, 3OH!3, sleeping with sirens, the smashing pumpkins, the young veins, modern baseball, maya hawke, the front bottoms, weezer, adrianne lenker, type o negative, jack off jill, buddy holly, & more i’m jst lazy

musicals: hamilton, sweeney todd, ride the cyclone, cabaret, heathers, rocky horror picture show, dear evan hansen, 21 chump street

general interests: ryan ross, panic! at the disco, brendon urie, jon walker, spencer smith, fall out boy, pete wentz, patrick stump, saw 1-3d!!!!, s.e hinton books, donnie darko, twd, jennifer’s body, the perks of being a wallflower,, music, writing, reading , twdg, shameless, tmr, archery, southpark, southpark games, dallas winston, adam stanheight, house md, silent hill, criminal minds, rdr2, stranger things, stardew valley, collecting, history, song writing, science, genetics, forensics, stuffed animals, stickers, music (again, i love music), making ocs….uhhh….i like other things i’m sure so..etc.etc.

ran out of room for blinkies </3

[glassinthestreet]

fuckk this froyo is about to have special spencer cum toppings

[r1diculouslyodd]

wait.i dont even like froyo.heyyy can i have a bite hahah lololol…

[r1diculouslyodd]

“cant even rip ladies apart anymore…” can you guess what outlast trial he said this about LMAO

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Setting my dog @r1diculouslyodd on you. Look out...

[glassinthestreet]

YOUR dog???? WHO said that was YOUR dog??? how did he escape his cage??i swear i added another lock

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

He's the neighbourhood stray we all feed and clothe him and let him bite our ankles. Also he's happier with me I treat him bad in a better, more appealing way. 🖤

[glassinthestreet]

not true. he’s never put blue light paint on his tits for you.

[r1diculouslyodd]

i told the gc about this after it happened because i thought it was funny LMAO.your dad’s family photo you showed me with my tits out was more entertaining tbh

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Setting my dog @r1diculouslyodd on you. Look out...

[glassinthestreet]

YOUR dog???? WHO said that was YOUR dog??? how did he escape his cage??i swear i added another lock

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

He's the neighbourhood stray we all feed and clothe him and let him bite our ankles. Also he's happier with me I treat him bad in a better, more appealing way. 🖤

[glassinthestreet]

not true. he’s never put blue light paint on his tits for you.

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

You don't know what he gets up to in my DMs sweetheart...

[glassinthestreet]

apparently nothing…he’s told me ab you not answering him samuel….

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Okay you have me there LOL. Yeahhh I got nothing dude. Backs down like a coward

[r1diculouslyodd]

im watching this all go down in absolute horror.im getting back into my cage.the one @comehearthemusicplay bought for me 🩶.

[comehearthemusicplay]

come back 2bed babe i want to beat you again before you get back in your cage x

[glassinthestreet]

you guys treat MY boyfriend like a communal cum dump hes NOT YOURS!!!1!11!!1!1

[r1diculouslyodd]

right right yes of course.not a communal cum dump i love you boyfriend🩶.i say as i pull my shorts back up LMAO

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[r1diculouslyodd]

true.you would win because i would just lay down and take it.then you’d get bored because you’re on into that.so really im the winner here

[glassinthestreet]

hey babe but if it were the other way around You’d win too🩵

[r1diculouslyodd]

i dont know what you mean by this but sure yes baby whatever you say🩶

[glassinthestreet]

i mean “you’re no into that” either babe

[r1diculouslyodd]

yea fair or whatever.hey im gonna go throw up on the carpet now

edit.PLUS i would do it for you okay i would just.cry and get off in the bathroom after you went to bed.like a true gentleman🩶

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[r1diculouslyodd]

true.you would win because i would just lay down and take it.then you’d get bored because you’re on into that.so really im the winner here

[glassinthestreet]

hey babe but if it were the other way around You’d win too🩵

[r1diculouslyodd]

i dont know what you mean by this but sure yes baby whatever you say🩶

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Setting my dog @r1diculouslyodd on you. Look out...

[glassinthestreet]

YOUR dog???? WHO said that was YOUR dog??? how did he escape his cage??i swear i added another lock

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

He's the neighbourhood stray we all feed and clothe him and let him bite our ankles. Also he's happier with me I treat him bad in a better, more appealing way. 🖤

[glassinthestreet]

not true. he’s never put blue light paint on his tits for you.

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

You don't know what he gets up to in my DMs sweetheart...

[glassinthestreet]

apparently nothing…he’s told me ab you not answering him samuel….

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Okay you have me there LOL. Yeahhh I got nothing dude. Backs down like a coward

[r1diculouslyodd]

im watching this all go down in absolute horror.im getting back into my cage.the one @comehearthemusicplay bought for me 🩶.

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Setting my dog @r1diculouslyodd on you. Look out...

[r1diculouslyodd]

BARK BARK SNARL GROWL YIP YIP GRGRRGGRGAWOWOL

[glassinthestreet]

Haha what if I groomed you and your boyfriend and made you fight against each other for my entertainment xx

ohhhh godd whattt. that sounds awful. nooooo. noooo!!!!!!! dont groom us!!!! ok but lets be real i would soo win that fight

[r1diculouslyodd]

true.you would win because i would just lay down and take it.then you’d get bored because you’re on into that.so really im the winner here

[r1diculouslyodd]

why do i keep getting small urges to spontaneously start crying what the fuck

[r1diculouslyodd]

haven’t even been awake an hour and the Impending Doom is already back man what the hell.can i not catch a break

[ziggythewize]

Happy pride month yall - i think we should start a tag game thing where we share our flags and prns and name/s (optional)

my flags⬆️

pronouns: he/him

name:ziggy

tags: @howveryjellyfish @v4mpqu33n @q4marrrrrrrrr @zombiegrains @iluhbyler @miaelizaaaaa @dontyoudarejudg3 @fliickergates @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @prongsandpads @jamm3rz @juliantinadeanoru @misty-defender-3000 @gracious-midnight @gl-1-tterglu-3 @bylercookiemonster @forensicfrankie @iloveevermoree @iambasicbeingbasic @brooklynemms @viathetorturedpoet @maruximcimyx @waywaybackinthe1980s @michaelqueerlerslipstares @numberoneronanceenthusiast @soaapyt @headedmothercain + anyone else who wants to

[iluhbyler]

hihihihih

name: evelyn

pronouns: after years of confusion, she/her

tags: @michaelqueerlerslipstares @miwiheroes @mikewouldveexplored @sweetcreatureeternal @bubblegumpinkcunt @bylerragebait @em0tep @phoebebyers @purplefires @femmikequeerler @holdmybychance @lyxchen @blimester @mj-rulesdaw0rld + anyone else!!!

[sweetcreatureeternal]

pronouns: she/her/they/them 🫶🏻

happy pride month:,)

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @q4marrrrrrrrr @wiseheartheroes @halflitpages @oncedarkata @howcouldifearanyhurricane

[archipelagoofstars]

pronouns: he/him

@nuclear-atm0sph3ar @frogsdobegay @slightlyoffcolorstellersjay @goodrhymesbadtimes + anyone else

[nuclear-atm0sph3ar]

name: ash

pronouns: he/him

@fanfanwitchyaa96 @sell-my-soul @kweerdragon @downtothewimz @l3athergun @siriusly-sydney @iiiidiotnathanieliii @capetown-devotee

[sell-my-soul]

name: michael

pronouns: he/they

@panickingatthediscotheque @cannibalisticvoyeurism @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @comehearthemusicplay + any others

[comehearthemusicplay]

name: imogen

pronouns: she/her even though sam keeps pleading for me to change tee ess #desperation

uhhh uhh @kuemori @r1diculouslyodd you guys are gonna have to jump in here as my only other mutuals

[r1diculouslyodd]

name:ryan

pronouns:he/him and neos but those are ancient sacred texts for only me

@glassinthestreet @worshippedandbruised @d0llar4ur-insides @chiikawapurin ++ anyone else.i love you all i just cant think

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[r1diculouslyodd]

here’s some of the photos i’ve taken on my shitty little digicam.i thought there’d be more but i can’t post like.half of them because i’ll get bombed.photos under the cut

ignore the dates + times.theyre messed up and i haven’t fixed them yet.

[r1diculouslyodd]

when your boyfriend’s post about not putting pizza in your vagina attracts some.not so good people sending photos of not so good thing to you

@glassinthestreet

[glassinthestreet]

IM SORRY WE BOTH WENT THROUGH IT OKAY I DIDNT REALIZE THAT SAYING “im not puttign pizza in your vagina” WOULD BRING CHILD PORN USERS INTO BOTH OF OUR DMS

[r1diculouslyodd]

LMAOOO.it’s okay..it’s okay…i hope that kid gets the help she needs jesus christ

[r1diculouslyodd]

when your boyfriend’s post about not putting pizza in your vagina attracts some.not so good people sending photos of not so good thing to you

@glassinthestreet