leave me alone MOM!

♡ Lee/LJ ♥︎ they/them ♡ shitposts live from the Big Fat Yeehaw State plus some other stuff ♥︎

[tax--payer]

playing my touy

[intriga-hounds]

bazzy eating Forbiddem Papers

[intriga-hounds]

wen u taste that sweet sweet carboarb

[cottoncandylesbo]

ah i see you've noticed my luxurious and jubilant penis

[jestermilf]

me with my hog to be quite honest.

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sloppystyle]

[ozcarr]

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

[weltenwellen]

Stephanie Garber, The Ballad of Never After

[lakesbian]

[evil-scientist]

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

[epilepticsaints]

[electricpurrs]

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[femgirlfriend-moved]

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

"don't tell the president I'm doing this, he'll cancel my citizenship"

[teaboot]

Spiritual successor to the 4 year old neighbor kid throwing leaves into the mud bucket and calling it potion

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

Literally I would shit myself down two dress sizes after a sip of this and see the devil all within the span of three minutes

[sovietnam]

[catchymemes]

[umbrella-hr-department]

No but it really can be this simple sometimes.

The "enrichment in the enclosure" meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesn't have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you haven't been in or something. It really does help.

[thesinglesock]

#literaly agreed #it sounds like a frigging joke #but the reason our childhood feels like time was slower #is because we did so much new stuff #once you get used to things everything speeds up #so changing routine #doing something new #literally feels like extending your life #you got this #I believe in you

reblogging with @arczeroes​‘ tags because they blew my mind a little and I think you should read them