rear window: the boy who cried murder
an american in paris: i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers
the philadelphia story: i want you back, i want you back🎵
how to steal a million: gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue
the sound of music: where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)
bringing up baby: can we keep him? please?
seven brides for seven brothers: abduction cause its romantic
singing in the rain: good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-
it's a wonderful life: a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems
the shop around the corner: we're better staying pen pals than actually dating
breakfast at tiffany's: she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway
roman holiday: tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again
star!: gertie get your shit together
my fair lady: men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech
sabrina: you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead
thoroughly modern millie: everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing
west side story: why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway
harvey: polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up
gone with the wind: you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous
casablanca: paris and kids being looked at
the african queen: oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch
on golden pond: where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts
annie get your gun: frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie
lawrence of arabia: nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours
the wizard of oz: everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids
cinderella: cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime
snow white: practice makes perfect, walt, because this movie was on drugs
gold finger: look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie
chitty chitty bang bang: this movie was also on drugs but it's still great
🌟i love all these movies so much: so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke
ALSO: highkey comment your own i wanna see what you come up with(pre-1970)
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gummygunk
germansingergirl
kaledo-art
stormborns
prguitarman
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