[boota]

americans be like its 400 fahreinrhefight and im like girl what the fuck are you saying 

[allofthefeelings]

I think it’s really important to talk about how different people have different power fantasies.

For example:

For some people, the idea of someone redeeming a villain is a power fantasy.

For other people, the idea of a villain being defeated is a power fantasy.

And for other people, the idea of a character owning their villainy is a power fantasy.

I would argue a lot of fandom conflicts re: villains come from people being unable to see that their fantasies, which put them in control of a narrative (and all three of these are designed to give the author or reader control of the narrative in different ways) are someone else’s horror stories.

[aerialsquid]

….this explains SO MUCH.

[thegarnet]

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

[thegarnet]

god i AM josh.

[adhighdefinition]

using daydreaming as a coping mechanism is fun until you realize that none of it will ever be remotely real and you end up more depressed than before

[donnasweettttttttt]

media is pretend and not real but sometimes the way people mischaracterize my favorite pretend little dudes makes me feel very real rage

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

i rlly dont want the theater industry to die. seeing a movie is like?? a hard emotional reset when i need it most. get away from my family + my house and sit in big dark room for 2 hours eating overpriced food???? that is the closest i will get to heaven before i die. i love movie theaters so much. please God let them live

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[moistmailman]

Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

[chillyarea-moved-deactivated202]

i find it ironic how a lot of popular horror artists are pretty nice people while there’s a high chance pastel blog will call you a slur 

[chillyarea-moved-deactivated202]

Nature is beautiful

[repicurean-blog-blog]

[meme4u]

[sheepscot]

they look so wise sitting on top of the mountain

[star-anise]

Important Vizcacha Update:

[twilightslut]

Stephenie Meyer announcing Midnight Sun, a new Twilight book, on May 4th, a day typically associated with Star Wars?

The P O W E R

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved a some art.

[bnsolo]

[itskylosgirlxo]

I truly love how often this shows up on my dash because

LOOK AT HIM

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

[zoreta]

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.  

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out. 

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere.  Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

[michaelpoe]

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

[snagglepuss]

i legit hate it when people woobify villains and shit i really do but magneto did nothing wrong

[son-of-a-wiitch]

the ‘killed by magneto’ list on the marvel wiki is five pages long just saying

[snagglepuss]

So proud of him

[notnyaicu]

[witchinghour]

she gets it