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#added to the list of evil things i wanna do to pookie bear

you should totally do like, how dale would be with a stoner partner, like aghhhghg so cute (sfw preferred but its ok if nah) :)

i love the way your brain works!! this is so cute!

dale would let you be in charge of breaking up the weed, grinding it up, and packing the bowl or bong/rolling. his fingers hurt and he’s had enough!! he just wants to relax!!

the two of you sit on his mattress to smoke, yapping about whatever it is you wish to discuss while t.rex is playing on low volume. he would let you pick some music out too, don’t worry!! i personally think it’s cute if him and his s/o sat outside and smoked. you would sit on his lap wrapped up in a blanket, watching the snow fall while smoking a blunt. stargazing or going to the theater to see a movie would be so so so cute. anyways, i think dale would be the type to talk about the government and conspiracy theories while stoned or he’s completely mellow and quiet, just chilling really. i think he would genuinely be so fun to be around while stoned. he would tell you his old man stories and memories and you would share your memories with him, comparing experiences and such :))

and the munchies omg!! you two would be giggling up a storm making up some weird concoction in the kitchen. ruth would yell at you both to shut up! :D or you and him go to a drive thru and get some grub, munching in the car and yapping away.

#literally me and wifey im gonna die #he would so convince ruth to let him install a porch swing

blowfly-boy

my very beautiful gorgeous wife

#nomnomnomnom chewibg herrrrr

sweetchainsaw

longlegs but tilda swinton portrays all characters

#mz tilda is a shapeshifter fr #if yiu saw me rb that to the wrong place no you didn’t 😝

angelnotangleugh

I wanna play a freaky game of Simon says with dale

budd-e-bee

#RAAAAA M #beautiful

drunk asf rn i wish dale was talking to me instead of these other bitches 😔

#no tags we nye post like men

sweetchainsaw

why he

#my emotional support old man 💞

sometimes the tumblr fyp really knows what i want and other times it shows me optimus prime smut

#really throwing stones in a glass house here but oh well #it’s just not my brand of freak

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