MILLIONS MUST LEG!!!!!!!!

NOT OOOONCE NOT TWIIIIIIICE i officially have asks open now sooo

[starleska]

imagine being in love with not one, but two men named Dale. absolutely embarrassing

[amazonykamiaba]

HE WATCHED LAW & ORDER!!!

I must get him pregnant

[smiledog15578]

They're so Taurus/Aries friendship coded (if they were friends)

[b1oodydog]

He just wants to say good morning

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[tshifty]

oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

[animentality]

[miyoshi81194]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME 😭😭😭

[minmocat]

ive always loved his eyeliner

this was a request from ko-fi! if you'd like to send in a request, shoot me a $5 donation on ko-fi with the name of a pokemon or animal crossing character of your choice & i'll draw it!

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[nyancrimew]

is it problematic to sexualize sex?

yeah

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[pseudopony]

please function i love you eye thingy

[feefal]

Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[lindleland]

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle