LYSSA SPIRIT

Beautiful 31 year old woman in your area. Anons and DMs are usually open, sometimes I can respond quite late. Very rarely nsfw on this blog, but will be tagged as #nsfw, minors and men will be blocked.

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[jerryqueen]

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This guy has beautiful hair curls and you can tell his hair could be shiny like a horse but he is WASTING it!!!

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I know men don't get ostracized as often (BOOO!!) as they used to for having long hair, I just don't understand why some of them let it grow and let it get all greasy? Like a woman I understand, but a dude who normally does not have long hair and chooses to grow it out in a socially-different way.... just to let it get all greasy?? shave that shit off dude. if you even TOUCH the ocean we're gonna have an environmental disaster dude

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Although i'll be real, i've sorta associated greasy long hair with TIMs so today when my professor sir'd someone I was like.... is... is that misgendering...

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I know men don't get ostracized as often (BOOO!!) as they used to for having long hair, I just don't understand why some of them let it grow and let it get all greasy? Like a woman I understand, but a dude who normally does not have long hair and chooses to grow it out in a socially-different way.... just to let it get all greasy?? shave that shit off dude. if you even TOUCH the ocean we're gonna have an environmental disaster dude

[rabiesofficial]

Gonna have a punch myself autistic meltdown. I want to crash

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People on Reddit will be like, “the rejection of my offhand comment means biphobia is alive and well.” And the comment was her calling herself 85% lesbian despite being married to a man 😭

[satan-offical]

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[mythandlaur]

Quick is this a red yellow or green

[wordfather]

ah, this is our complicated one. this is red-yellow

[rabiesofficial]

I look like a handsome little boy with my haircut

[the-rad-menace]

To complete the look:

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You’ll never guess what I already own 💀

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[rabiesofficial]

when i went under anesthesia for my wisdom teeth yankie outtie, right before i blacked out i felt the most intense itching sensation in both my brain and my pussy.

They were fucking with you and gave you the anesthesia that makes your coochie itch

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These are crazy good btw. A little salty but every buffalo sauce ever is salty

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BRO

I got my first contrast too!!! It’s like lava going through your body! It’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever felt! I felt like I was about to pee out fire I swear.

Sorry hope this isn’t weird I just saw your post and I had to rant about it. They don’t WARN YOU. They just say it feels like your bladder is about to give. Not the MAGMA coursing through your veins!

It’s true you’re so right for saying it. They didn’t even tell me anythinggggg just let me find out of my own tho 😭

[rabiesofficial]

They did a CT iodine contrast thing on me it’s crazy was NO one gonna tell me they pump you full of the pussy burning juice???

[tomohirosibuyahappyanimals]

Fairyland Cake