rachaelmcpants

[stunningpicture]

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

[sealedbeastnue]

target locked. firing lesbian ray

[965-deactivated20170317]

teacher: let’s go around the class talking about our hobbies n interests:) let’s start wth you shall we? :)

me:

[connoraustin]

oh

[officialwhitegirls]

learn something new everyday

[absnow]

2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels.

[quietdoppelganger]

Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two equally terrible and boring boys.

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[bullied]

me as a parent 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via laundry_hurricane)

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

[coratorium]

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

[bace-jeleren]

W for “wupwards”

[benjaminbreeg]

a is for “am going left”

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[sizvideos]

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

[magicpottybaby]

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[waerlogas-deactivated20130527]

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

[bituinsalupa]

!!!!!!!

[thebestoftumbling]

[yhivi]

[butt-berry]

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

[butt-berry]

Lots of variety this year!

[butt-berry]

A late bloomer!

[butt-berry]

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

[butt-berry]

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

[sulettacore64]

this is pure and good

[lifewithcherie]

Me when another girl announces her engagement on Facebook.