[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[validmogai]

Rossgellerphobic - someone who is repulsed and disgusted by Ross Geller from the hit TV show FRIENDS. 

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

snap him a titty

[glo-kage-blog1]

just one titty ?

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

you got more than one??

[stimman3000]

[tintinintibet]

me after discreetly tasting yet another himalayan salt lamp

[plantwitch]

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[pochowek]

sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios

[kingrauru]

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

[kingrauru]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

granch

[ithelpstodream]

[left-hand-path-notes]

SMASH REBLOG

[mustardtigress]

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[arandomthot]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military