my two greatest enemies, ross

ana, 20, only semi-cool Life of Ana

[isnt]

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

[biodegrade]

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

[pickleston]

[convexly]

untitled by marie havre on Flickr.

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[mozzarella-sticks]

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Royal Jordanian Airlines’ compelling ad shows what it’s like to be Arab on an airplane

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[bodyglitter]

[twitterlols]

[rachelgreen-complexcarbs]

Me: no worries!

Narrator: she had several worries

[onlytwitterpics]

[whosawhatawutchamacallit]

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

[thecommonchick]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I stared at this for a long while and looked at the notes before I realized he had Photoshopped himself as his own date. Which is a relief because at first I thought he was dating a twin or someone who looked freakishly like him.

[swedneck-blog]

“oh he’s gay alright”

“wait a fucking minute”