20-something tales

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, its not the end.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I open a jar without my boyfriend's help

[rachelleet]

ahhhhhh yeah. 

[theburiedlife]

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone… 4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards...

[company-pond]

I would apologize, but….

[rachelleet]

Seriously. WTF. How did I not remember this? 

[whatshouldwecallme]

In college, when anyone talked about getting jobs after graduation

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I wake up and realize it's not the weekend anymore

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I found out that the author of \"The Hunger Games\" also wrote \"Clarissa Explains It All\"

[thathouseportrait]

[rachelleet]

Always happens to me. 

[joeydeangelis]

[rachelleet]

“Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.”

Tina Fey, Bossypants

[rachelleet]

Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: “No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat.”

Tina Fey, Bossypants

[rachelleet]

Bahaha - Thank you Hades for pointing this out. 

[rachelleet]

Yes. SO TRUE. 

[cheia]

[rachelleet]

There are honestly not enough words to describe how awesome she is. 

“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet. And you can find A LOT of people who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. Babsnlacross, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougarletter, you can really suck it. ‘Cause all year, you’ve been after me. All year. And to my husband Jeff… I love you and thank you.”

[rachelsgreen]

[rachelleet]

ho ho ho!

[funnyordie]

Prop 8 Overturned: The Funniest Signs Supporting Gay Marriage

Remember that ruling that deprived human beings of basic rights? It’s been overturned. Let’s celebrate with some of the funniest pro-gay marriage signs.

[heytinafey]

[coach-taylor]

Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.

[rachelleet]

Oh god, so much love right here.