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charlesoberonn

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

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“and in this world,

she is my world.”

theocseason4

amazing, truly

theocseason4

me

moghedien

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

adhduck

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

malcolmcooks

i’m mark hamill

emperor-of-the-hill

The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

toxictiktoks

thatsthepositivitea

Positive @bearsintreesofficial

strawbebii

catchymemes

disabilityhealth

When I hear police sirens getting closer

thebootydiaries

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

praying

this-is-my-dreamery

No one:...

Absolutely no one:...

No seriously, not a single soul:...

Me: it's because I'm fat isn't it

slugbo

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

zelda-guru-momi

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

gayrika

niggazinmoscow

Every day I learn something new about queer history.

carlitos-guey

I feel… ashamed? I didn’t know any of this

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What a legend

anarchetypalarchive

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.