[rachinmjad]

bro i need new music recommendations similar to the amazing devil but also nothing can ever compare

[vamplire]

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

[byjove]

Also, no wonder Lestat made an ass of himself at the de Pointe du Lac family dinner in season one, he has no home training and a family dinner table is a PVP enabled zone in his mind. He is used to it being a WWE SmackDown and not the site of quiet and deftly targeted advanced psychological warfare tactics like in a normal dysfunctional family.

[reticent-vampire]

literally

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.05: New York TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts!

[professional-rat-eater]

Actually Armand wasn’t aiming to kill anyone in Lestat’s band. He just hangs out in the subway because he likes trains and periodically sends random people to their deaths. It’s purely for his own enrichment. That’s on Larry for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[knifelesbianjo]

[...] who dies and who stays alive...

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 "New York"

[arcadianambivalence]

Honestly, Nicki's verse makes the song work

Release the Nicki remix!

[ariaste]

It really is astonishing how every single week, 50% of the fandom shows up at the Non-Linear Unreliable Narrators Show, and they're like "yay i'll have a big bowl of it please!"

And then Rolin Jones is like "Sure thing! Welcome to the Non-Linear Unreliable Narrators Show restaurant! We have one thing on the menu and it's that! Here is your big steaming bowl of Non-Linear Unreliable Narrators, we worked really hard on this batch <33"

And then 50% of the fandom is like "ummmmmmmmmmm what the fuck? you just SKIPPED all the good bits? you SKIPPED it? it all happened OFF SCREEN and now we will NEVER get to see anything, there is NO HOPE, we lost our ONE SINGLE CHANCE to see it and there are no further chances in the future????? You hate us? You don't care about us????? Jail, jail for rolin for 1000 years, he clearly knows I personally as an individual am ALLERGIC to this and CAN'T EAT IT so i can only conclude that he served it to me on purpose because he hates ME PERSONALLY. How could this happen? How could it happen HERE, of all places, at the Non-Linear Unreliable Narrators Show? :(((( I wanted pizza"

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[veryintricaterituals]

Did you guys know that if you behead the main couple you BECOME the main couple!! Congrats to Devil's Minion, sorry I don't make the rules

[ghostlightgoth]

Armand trying to prevent something for once and everyone hates him for it

[mostly-just-pathet1c]

it’s always “why did they behead Louis and Lestat” and “Daniel and Armand need to die” and never How was the beheading The beheading looked fun was it fun

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.06: Montreal TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version. +bonus bc op is very tired of seeing terrible takes online:

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts!

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

Claudia's ghost seeing Armand deliver the iconic "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat... And you threw her name around just for cover but it always circled back to him" like "bitch I loathe you and I hope you die but that was a certified banger."

[bifauxnenarmand]

armand is so funny because there’s something so petty about the way armand says “lestat lays with his mother!!” like he’s a gossiping mean girl but he can’t say fuck like a normal person

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[confirmeddead]

Casually walks away from beheadings with perfect Shirley Temple ringlets