[soft-stims]

[marioclash]

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

[rachyells]

How big are those titties

Ask @sanchez-the-sloth

[blue---rain]

https://blue—rain.tumblr.com/

viaweheartit

[grace--upon--grace]

[genterie]

@agnijagrigule

[tastefullyoffensive]

True love. (via TLBurkhalter)

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

Update:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Justpeacheyy)

[mockwa]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

you must of fucked up real bad, bud

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

That bird is ready to sqaure THE FUCK up

[chocoboned]

what the Fuck

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

I’m scared for you.

[jayywesst]

my future child better be funny af bc im not spending 18 years fake laughing in my own house

[jehovahhthickness]

THIS

[memescomedy]

[crap-userrname16]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[straightwhiteboystexting]

thebrynfiles

He got blocked pretty fast.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

[fuckitfireeverything]

#are you flipping my pancakes

[sixpenceee]

An archaeological dig on the Menemonee Reservation in Wisconsin yielded a clay pot. The pot was dated to 800 years ago and contained seeds. Some of the seeds were planted to see if 800 year old seeds were viable. An ancient squash was the result. 

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is the coolest fucking thing, and don’t try and tell me otherwise.

[blogtitletaken]

Oh my god I have people who need to know this

[actuallythomyorke]

Life is so fucking cool

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet