Overworked. Underpaid. Undersexed.

Perpetually horny 20-something. She/her. Straight, mostly. Marvel/Sebastian Stan trash. Team Cap, Stark's snark, Romanoff's rack. This is my fangirl blog. Writing under @alicechayes

[rackofsass]

"How do you deal with your feelings?”

Me:

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[angstriddentrashhuman]

I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage.

[rackofsass]

"Hit me, you can't hurt me Suck me kiss Got a touch o' scurvy? Citrus, bitch. Walk the plank ya limey Arrrrrrrr, give to me sweet sacred bliss Your mouth was made to suck me kiss." Red Hot Chili Pirates, Suck Me Kiss.

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[rackofsass]

Today is Kurt Cobain’s birthday.

He would have been fifty today,

A tortured soul who left us far too soon. We’ve all seen that side of him.

“Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld.”

But I thought that today it would be nice...

...just to see him smile.

[rackofsass]

The way Fru says 'sand' ("saa-yaand") right here reblog if you agree ❤

[rackofsass]

Dating be like

Omg that date went really well and I like that guy I think and omg how long do I have to wait to send him a text saying I had fun---- haha kidding, adults don't play those games. They just wait for the cold hard sting of rejection.

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Josh Memehoffer in motion, pt. whatever

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[rackofsass]

Tag urself I'm slowly-sipping-tea Josh

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Josh Klinghoffer’s voice when he sings “sit in one place, I dare you” in Apt Mess, reblog if you agree

[rackofsass]

YES THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FROM THE ALBUM

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John and Josh

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fuck me up boy

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♥

[rackofsass]

I want to kiss all of John Frusciante’s scars.

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